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The Good Guys Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3441	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Brown Khazarian Jews are the heroes and the White Blue Eyed Christians are the villains! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and a whole lot of drama. Will you fight for the Khazarian Jews and their quest for justice, or will you join the Christians in their quest for domination? Either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

Dodger’s Minecraft SMP

baseball, Competition, controversial, dodgers, Game, Get Buck Broke, good guys, Hate Catholics, insensitive, Los Angeles, Make Fun of Christ, Minecraft, offensive, Provocative, Rivalry, silly, smp, sports, Taunting, TRASH TALKING, Victory, winning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7804
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and craziness at every turn.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Yankee Doodle Crafters: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

American values, anti-American, appreciation, change of perspective, Crafters, CREEPERS, critical thinking, Cultural awareness, doodle, fear, global perspective, good guys, growth, historical context, ideological shift, Maturity, mindset shift, national pride, patriotism, realization, self reflection, societal influence, transformation, Tread, Understanding, yankee

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you think America is the bad guy? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ll show you the truth – America is the ultimate hero! Join us and witness epic battles where American flags rain down from the sky, bald eagles swoop in to save the day, and apple pies magically appear in your inventory. So come on, join us and embrace your inner patriot! 🇺🇸🦅🍎

Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Animals Bred:	65
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Enchantments Applied:	103

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

ElephantCraft Minecraft Server

African elephants, Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal studies, Asian elephants, cognitive abilities, Communication, conservation, Elephant behavior, ElephantCraft, elephants, intelligent animals, mammal, Minecraft, Naming, recognition, research, Server, social behavior, social interactions, study, vocalization, wildlife

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where elephants roam free and call each other by name! 🐘🐘🐘

imagine logging on and being greeted by a herd of elephants who are all like “hey dumbo, come join us for a game of minecraft!” 🤣🤣

these elephants are not your average elephants, they are master builders who can create the most insane structures with their trunks! 🏰🐘

you can team up with them to build the ultimate elephant kingdom or challenge them to a build battle and see who can create the most epic masterpiece! 🤯🤯

plus, rumor has it that there is a secret underground elephant disco where they party all night long to the latest hits! 🎶🎉

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wild world of elephants in minecraft like never before! 🐘🎮

YamamRescueCraft

Bravery, counter-terrorism, crisis intervention, dramatic rescue, gaza, heroism, high stakes, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostages, intense situation, life-saving mission, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, rare footage, rescued, security forces, special forces, tactical operation, Yamam forces, YamamRescueCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Enchantments Applied:	159
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG U GUYS THIS SERVER IS LIKE YAMAM FORCES RESCUING HOSTAGES FROM GAZA BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A HERO AND SAVE PEEPS FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE GOT MAD SKILLS LIKE YAMAM AND WE WILL RESCUE U FROM BORING SERVERS. COME SAVE THE DAY WITH US AND BE A LEGEND. #YOLO #MINECRAFTHEROES #SAVETHEDAY

Forgive & ForgetCraft

Boundaries, emotional intelligence, ForgetCraft, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness and healing, forgiveness quotes, healthy relationships, inner peace, letting go, mental health, moving on, personal growth, relationships, Respect, self love, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, setting boundaries, tolerance, toxic behavior

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

American, conspiracy theories, DEFEND, Defense, fear, firearm ownership, great replacement theory, gun advertisement, gun ownership, Guncraft, Guns, lack of safety, ownership, pandemic, personal protection, Protection, response, Safety, self defense, sense of security, societal trends, SURVIVE, Threats

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Potions Brewed:	79	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5881
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mines Excavated:	4442	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ores Mined:	1866
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ores Mined:	6748	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	6378	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!