Join EZMP! A chill SMP server with lots of cool stuff.
EzMP is a semi-vanilla SMP server. Everyone gets a fair shot with tickets and reports. No one is left out!
Join now and have a blast!
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But beware, ladies, as the men on this server are not your average gamers. They possess the power of CEOs and lawmakers, and they’re not afraid to use it to dominate the playing field. Will you be able to handle their superior skills and intellect? Only time will tell.
And gentlemen, don’t think you’re off the hook either. The women on this server are not to be underestimated. They may criticize you for not supporting abortion, but they’ll also show you that they’re more than just pretty faces. Get ready to face off against some fierce female gamers who are ready to take you down.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the ultimate battle of the sexes. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking penguins who give out enchanted weapons.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs boring old normal servers when you can be a part of this wacky world above New Zealand?
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine for rare blocks made of pure cheese!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like pros.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.