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CreeperCustodyBattles

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, children, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Court, CreeperCustodyBattles, custody agreement, Divorce, emotions, family dynamics, Legal, parenting, people pleasing, relationships, Schedule, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Votes:	9227	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

We’ve got more backstabbing and betrayal than a soap opera, with players trying to outdo each other in the art of manipulation and mind games. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and watch the chaos unfold?

Take a break from real-life drama and immerse yourself in the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you’re looking for a peaceful and drama-free experience, in which case, maybe try a different server. But where’s the fun in that? Join us now and let the madness begin!

HateWatchersUnite

Cinema, controversial, cult classic, cult favorite, DIVISIVE, Favorite, film, guilty pleasure, hate, HateWatchersUnite, Hidden Gem, love, misunderstood, Movie, Overlooked, personal taste, Underrated, underrated gem, Unique, unpopular opinion

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Void Gems Collected:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	261	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ores Mined:	5620	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your impeccable taste in movies? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all the underrated gems that everyone else seems to hate! From the cinematic masterpiece that is Sharknado to the timeless classic that is The Room, we have a movie night every week where we gather round the virtual campfire and roast marshmallows while watching the most cringe-worthy films that will make you question your sanity. So come join us and embrace your inner film snob on our server, where bad movies are the new black!

StellarCraft: PerseidPals & PlanetPair

astronomical events, Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, celestial viewing, cosmic events, meteor shower, meteoroids, night sky, PerseidPals, Perseids, planetary pairing, PlanetPair, Shooting Stars, sky observation, sky watching, Space, Stargazing, starry night, Stellarcraft, summer nights, telescope

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Animals Bred:	172	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

hey u! ya u! r u ready for the most epic minecraft server ever? well get ready for the perseids and a pretty planetary pairing! why should u join our server, u ask? well let me tell u a lil story. one time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal to a dimension where everything was made of cheese. yes, u heard me right, CHEESE! they built a cheese castle and ruled over the land with a cheese scepter. it was glorious! so if u want to experience crazy adventures like that, then join us now! plus, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. what more could u ask for? join now and let the madness begin!

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

amusing clips, baby memes, BrownBaby, clitty, comedy, comedy skits, cute babies, Entertainment, Funny Moments, funny videos, hilarious, humor, infant humor, internet culture, jokes, laugh out loud, LaughCraft, Laughter, Meme culture, Minecraft, Server, viral videos, ylyl

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	139
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, say hello to BrownBaby Clitty – the wildest, wackiest server in all of blocky land! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon BrownBaby Clitty and were immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right – a giant chicken riding a pig! And that was just the beginning of their crazy adventure.

On this server, you can ride llamas into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even participate in epic dance parties with villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons bust a move together.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then BrownBaby Clitty is the place for you. Join now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious gaming experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP: UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

Addictive, Alluring, Call Me, candy, craving, da, Daba, DEEE, desire, Irresistible, lips like sugar, love, Minecraft, seductive, smp, SPRUNG, sugar lips, sugar rush, SWEET, sweet tooth, temptation, Ummm, UmmmDabaDeeeDaDaaCraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sweeter than our candy is the chaos that ensues! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where the sugar rush never ends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to show them the way to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But little did they know, the treasure chest was guarded by a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenged them to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say things got explosive!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a legendary unicorn roaming the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a sugar-filled adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas and dancing creepers – they’re always up to no good!

MumCraftMadness

BETRAYAL, blended family, communication breakdown, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family bonds, family dynamics, family unity, feeling dismissed, infertility, Insecurity, Motherhood, MumCraftMadness, parental love, parenting, Rebuilding trust., role playing, sense of loss, stepchildren, stepmother

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of family dynamics and relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and ultimate redemption.

Are you tired of being called by your first name instead of “Mum” by your stepkids? Well, on our server, you can create your own virtual family where everyone calls you “Mum” no matter what! Say goodbye to feeling like just a “role” and embrace the love and respect you deserve.

Embark on a quest to earn the title of “Ultimate Minecraft Mum” by completing challenges, building the most epic virtual home for your virtual family, and navigating through the ups and downs of family life in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our server and show everyone that being a virtual mum is no joke – it’s a serious business filled with love, laughter, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. Let’s build a family bond that can withstand anything – even secret messages to the biological mother!

MathCraft Masters

advanced mathematics, algebra, Calculus, Expertise, Geometry, highest level, Masters, math abilities, math competency, Math Education, math expertise, math levels, math proficiency, Mathcraft, mathematical knowledge, mathematical proficiency, mathematical proficiency levels, mathematical skills, Mathematics, proficiency, statistics, Trigonometry

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Star Shards Collected:	230	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old math classes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the highest level of math you need to know is how to count your diamonds! No need for calculus or trigonometry here, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, rumor has it that solving complex redstone puzzles can actually boost your IQ by 100 points. So say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a world where the only numbers that matter are your coordinates. Join now and become a mathlete in the game of blocks!

Getting Lost in Tangles – Where minobosses, dungeons, and lore await in this wacky world of Minecraft!

alchemist, Allies, Archery targets, artificer, Await, battle, Cook, Development, Discord, Dungeons, Exploration, Factions, Fish, jumping puzzles, Lore, Lost, Minecraft, minobosses, Quests, Rewards, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Server, solo developer, Tangles, Wacky, WATCHMAKER, world

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Minecraft RPG Server: The Tangles

Server Information
Server IP: tangles.mcserver.us

The Tangles is a new Minecraft RPG server! Battle through dungeons with your allies for unique rewards, explore the shattered world of the Tangles in the cataclysmic aftermath of a rogue god’s meddling, and navigate the twisted political realities of the strange and varied factions you will encounter, all with one overarching goal: becoming as strong as you can be.

Outfit yourself and your allies with the best bracelets in the game as a Watchmaker, brew exotic and mundane concoctions for any situation as an Alchemist, create facsimiles of life and servitude as an Artificer, trace ancient symbols onto paper for magical and unexpected effects as a Scribe, or simply keep everyone fed as efficiently (and tastily) as possible as a Cook! Or, you know, just fish all the time and call it a day.

Exploration can reveal things such as new quests, jumping puzzles, minibosses to battle (and later rechallenge for unique loot!), riddles, and hidden archery targets, all of which give unique and massively-empowering consumables or equipment to make your adventures in the Tangles more and more the way you want them to be.

The server is out now; you can join the Discord for the server in order to keep up with development, make suggestions, ask questions, and join in the release of this exciting new server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently live?	Yes, the server is live and ready for players to join.
What are some of the unique features of the server?	The server offers dungeons, unique rewards, exploration, different player classes such as Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, and Cook, as well as quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden secrets.
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to the IP address tangles.mcserver.us in Minecraft.
Where can I find more information about the server?	You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, discussions, and announcements.

InstaSchoolDays Minecraft Server

10 years ago, adolescence, digital age, Experience, flashback, high school, instagram, InstaSchoolDays, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Nostalgia, past, reels, Reminiscing, School days, Server, social media, Technology, Throwback, time travel, virtual reality, youth culture

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchantments Applied:	157
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimension Hops:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Are you tired of boring old school days that never involved crazy adventures like riding llamas to class or battling creepers in the cafeteria? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to fulfill all your wildest school day fantasies! Join us for epic quests like finding the legendary diamond pencil or surviving the dreaded pop quiz dungeon. Who needs Instagram reels when you can create your own insane school day memories in our server? So come on, join us and experience school days like never before – in ur cunt!

SMPixelatedFun – Minecraft SMP: 60+ Minutes of Filler with Just People

care, Character development, Filler, irrelevant characters, lack of engagement., long tail tags: filler content, meaningless filler, Minecraft, Minutes, new york, new york city, people, pizza, pointless scenes, smp, SMPixelatedFun, Suspense, TENSE, Tension, Trash, unimportant plot, Walking

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	198	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Villages Defended:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pizza than a New York City street corner.

Join us for thrilling adventures where players walk around aimlessly for 60+ minutes, trying to figure out who ate the last slice of pizza. It’s tense, it’s dramatic, it’s…wait, why are we even doing this again?

But don’t worry, our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Will Steve finally defeat the Ender Dragon? Will Karen stop griefing everyone’s builds? Will Bob ever find his missing diamond pickaxe?

Join us for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than rush hour in Times Square. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness. So grab a slice of pizza and hop on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other!