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ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP
actress, ass, bottom to top, bros, camera pans, Drama, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, explicit, good day, lioness, making out, Minecraft, nudity, Premiere, Recapped, Sexy, shower scene, smp, television, tv show, Zoë, Zoe Bros, Zoe SaldanaAre you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!
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Today’sGoodVibesMC SMP
bright spot, cheerful occurrence, daily blessings, daily dose of happiness, feel-good story, good day, Good Vibes, Gratitude, happy moment, Happy news, heartwarming event, joyful experience, pleasant surprise, positive event, positive outlook, positivity, silver lining, small victory, small win, smp, TodaysGoodVibesMC, uplifting momentOh, let me tell you about the epic adventures on our Minecraft SMP today! We had a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet, all while being chased by a horde of angry zombies. And that was just the morning commute to the Nether portal!But wait, there’s more! We had a prank war that escalated to the point where someone built a giant statue of a creeper out of TNT in the middle of the town square. Let’s just say things got a little explosive!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our crazy server, we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Classy llamas.
So come join us for all the wacky shenanigans and unforgettable moments on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world!
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BathCraft: A Good Day Server
bath time, BathCraft, Contentment, Day, emotional wellness, Good, good day, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness within, inner peace, joy, long tail, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, personal growth, Positive, positive mindset, Relaxation, self love, self-care, Server, well-beingcome join our minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night.if you join now, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots fireballs. or maybe you’ll befriend a creeper who tells hilarious jokes.
we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a maze that leads to a secret treasure room filled with golden apples.
come join us and have a blast like never before! who needs a good day when you can have an EPIC day on our server!
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Crafty LOLz: Greetings!
Aloha, Bonjour, ciao, Crafty, good afternoon, good day, Good Evening, good morning, greetings, guten tag, hello, hey, hi, Hola, HOWDY, konnichiwa, lolz, namaste, ni hao, salutations, Shalom, welcomeAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!
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Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day
Bants, Bigotry, Black, BLM rallies, blocky, BROWN, CreeperFree, Day, empty allies, good day, Hate Speech, Haters, ignorance, jew, Kike, liberal, odd, prejudice, racism, right, segregation, spic, Today, White, woke upWelcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.
Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
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Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!
Crafters, DiarrheaFree, Digestive health, feeling better, feeling good, good day, Grateful, Happy, healthy, hey, I don’t have diarrhea today, improved health, no bathroom emergencies, no diarrhea, no discomfort, no illness, no stomach issues, no tummy troubles, normal bowel movements, Positive, Relief, runs, thankful, TOILET, wellnessWelcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!
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PrankCallCraft: Make Steve do the Chicken Dance!
accomplish, call anyone, chicken, command, control, craziest thing, Dance, DO WHATEVER, dream, FANTASY, influence, Magic, Manipulation, obey, once in a lifetime, opportunity, phone call, power, PrankCallCraft, steve, Unlimited, wish, worldWelcome to our Minecraft server where you have the power to make anyone in the world your personal puppet! Need your boss to do the chicken dance during a Zoom meeting? Just give them a call on our server and watch the hilarity unfold. Want to see your favorite celebrity reenact scenes from your favorite movie? Just dial them up and make it happen!Join our server and experience the ultimate power trip as you control the actions of anyone you choose. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed. So come on in and start pulling the strings on the world around you!
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KharkivCraft: Russian Ruckus
aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, fresh attacks, gathering forces, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv Oblast, KharkivCraft, Kremlin, Military, mobilization, provocation, Ruckus, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, WarLOL YO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS INSTEAD OF GUNS AND BOMBS. JOIN US AND HELP US FIGHT OFF THE EVIL RUSSIAN FORCES IN KHARKIV OBLAST. WE NEED ALL THE BLOCKY SOLDIERS WE CAN GET TO PROTECT OUR LAND FROM THE INVADERS. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. COME JOIN US AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE! -
KawaiiClothesCraft Minecraft Server
Confidence, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, kawaii fashion, KawaiiClothesCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, self actualization, self compassion, self esteem, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-validation, Server, societal expectationsAre you tired of feeling emasculated because you sell kawaii clothes for a living? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate fashionista warrior! Show off your stylish armor and slay dragons in the trendiest outfits. Who says you can’t be fabulous and fierce at the same time? Join now and unleash your inner fashionista warrior! -
BabyFeed Minecraft Server
advice, baby, BabyFeed, Boyfriend, clothes, daycare, Essentials, Expenses, financial assistance, Formula, income, makeup artist, maternity leave, Minecraft, MONEY, Niece, Pregnancy, Server, sister, Stable, Support, tough loveAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds and financial woes in a virtual world!Witness the epic saga of a young makeup artist who decided to have a baby without a stable income. Will her boyfriend’s 50k a year salary be enough to support them? Or will you have to pitch in to help buy formula and baby clothes for her virtual niece?
But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense debates about financial responsibility and family dynamics. Will you be the hero who lends a helping hand, or the villain who stands their ground and says enough is enough?
Join our server now and dive into the chaotic world of virtual family drama! Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of excitement?
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WeddingCraftMomBoss
challenging relationships, Communication Issues, custody battles, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family estrangement, family trauma, in-law drama, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting struggles, Resentment, rewards and consequences, sibling bonding, toxic relationship, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCraftMomBossLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where you can act as the parent of the groom, even if you’re not related! Our server is filled with drama, just like a soap opera.Become the head of the household at the ripe old age of 10, just like our server owner did! Deal with a cold and distant mother figure who wishes you were never born – it’s just like playing on hard mode in Minecraft.
Experience the thrill of trying to win custody of your siblings, only to be denied because your mom’s household is financially stable. It’s like a custody battle mini-game within the game!
And if that’s not enough, we have grocery store encounters with estranged family members and petty arguments that will make you feel right at home. Join our server today and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy Minecraft world!
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Ex-Boyfriend/Girlfriend Minecraft Server
bittersweet, Breakup, college, ex, ExBoyfriendGirlfriend, first boyfriend, first girlfriend, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school, long distance, lost contact, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, old flame, past love, relationship, Server, teenage romance, young loveAre you tired of being heartbroken in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find love in the pixelated world! Our server is filled with eligible blocky bachelors and bachelorettes just waiting to build a relationship with you. Who needs Tinder when you can mine for diamonds together? Plus, if things don’t work out, you can just block them (literally) and move on to the next player. Join now and say goodbye to real-life heartbreak!