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ZOE BROS! Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve who loves to hoard shiny things.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for Zoe Saldana and her shower shenanigans – things tend to get a little steamy around here!
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Today’sGoodVibesMC SMP
Oh, let me tell you about the epic adventures on our Minecraft SMP today! We had a chicken riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet, all while being chased by a horde of angry zombies. And that was just the morning commute to the Nether portal!But wait, there’s more! We had a prank war that escalated to the point where someone built a giant statue of a creeper out of TNT in the middle of the town square. Let’s just say things got a little explosive!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our crazy server, we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Classy llamas.
So come join us for all the wacky shenanigans and unforgettable moments on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wild and wacky world!
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BathCraft: A Good Day Server
come join our minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the cows dance like nobody’s watching. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night.if you join now, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots fireballs. or maybe you’ll befriend a creeper who tells hilarious jokes.
we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a maze that leads to a secret treasure room filled with golden apples.
come join us and have a blast like never before! who needs a good day when you can have an EPIC day on our server!
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Crafty LOLz: Greetings!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with the pig overlords for your precious resources. But be careful, they have a tendency to be a bit…piggish with their prices.
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers, it’s a party you won’t want to miss.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss, the Chicken King. Rumor has it he’s been hoarding all the golden apples in the land and it’s up to you to defeat him and claim your rightful loot.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!
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Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.
Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!
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Diarrhea-Free Crafters: No Toilet Runs Here!
Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.Reasons to join: – Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here. – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server). – Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!
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DemonMC PvP Madness
Welcome to DemonMC
Prepare for a lit Minecraft time like no other. Battle, survive, and own in our sick game modes:
- Lifesteal – Steal hearts and outlast foes
- FFA – No teams. No mercy. Just PvP fun
- BoxPvP – Gear up, fight quick, and climb ranks
- Survival – Build, explore, and conquer the wild
Custom Features | Smooth PvP | Active Community
Think you got what it takes to hang in DemonMC world?
Join Now!
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