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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.
So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.