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Debt-Free Uncle Minecraft Server

Communication, DEBT, debtfree, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, financial assistance, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial support, Generosity, Grandma, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, loan, Minecraft, payment plan, Repayment, Server, uncle

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and unexpected twists just like the story of OP’s uncle and grandma!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your virtual family members take out loans in each other’s names, refuse to pay them back, and then blame you for trying to help out. It’s like a soap opera, but in blocky pixel form!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama while also building your dream Minecraft world. Will you be the hero who saves the day like OP, or will you be the villain who causes chaos and mayhem? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a little bit of inheritance drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MommyMineBondingWeek

bonding time, family bonding, family dynamics, family involvement, family relationships, Family Support, first born, grandbaby, help with baby, husband and wife, MommyMineBondingWeek, mother-in-law, new baby, new dad, new family, new mom, new parents, newborn care, parenting decisions, postpartum, support system

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that and build your own virtual family drama instead!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations like deciding whether to let your mom help out with the new baby or risk upsetting your husband. Will you choose family harmony or stand your ground for some peace and quiet? The choice is yours!

Plus, on our server, you can create your own crazy stories and scenarios that will make you forget all about real life drama. Build your dream world, make new friends, and let your imagination run wild!

So why wait? Join us now and let the fun begin! Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft server full of endless possibilities and hilarious situations?

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

adult content, BlockyBanter, Boundaries, comfortable environment, Communication, discretion, discussions, Etiquette, friend group, group dynamics, mature conversations, mature topics, Minecraft, mutual understanding, navigating sensitive topics, NSFW, open dialogue, personal boundaries, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2654
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Items Found:	2535
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of awkwardly avoiding NSFW topics in your Minecraft server chat? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to let loose and discuss all things naughty without judgment! We even have a designated “NSFW Corner” where you can share your wildest stories and memes without worrying about getting banned. Join us now for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers!

CrustyCreeperFragrance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most unique and hilarious ways to solve all your relationship problems!

Join us and discover the secret to telling your boyfriend his penis is crusty and fishy smelling after the gym without offending him. Our players have come up with some truly wild and wacky solutions that will have you laughing for days.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come on in and see why our server is the wildest and weirdest place to play Minecraft!

ForklessSpoonfulsMC

BITE, CEREAL, Dining, dumplings, Eating, eating utensils, Food, fork examples, ForklessSpoonfulsMC, Forks, kitchen, mealtime, milk, Pie, ravioli, Soup, spoon examples, Spoons, substitute utensils, utensils

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	100521

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE SPOONS? DO YOU LIKE PIE? WELL, WE GOT THAT! WE ALSO GOT DUMPLINGS AND RAVIOLI, EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! DO YOU HATE FORKS? DO YOU HATE SOUP TAKING FOREVER TO EAT? DO YOU HATE LOSING MILK WITH EVERY BITE OF CEREAL? THEN COME JOIN US, WHERE FORKS ARE BANNED AND SOUP EATS LIKE A DREAM!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH SPOONS AND LAUGHTER, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS CRAZY ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW!

EggcellentBrainCraft

Development, efficient ways, EggcellentBrainCraft, eggs, energy efficient, fertilization, growth, human brain, human evolution, large brain, MAINTAIN, modeling study, ovarian follicles, ovaries, Provocative, Release, sacs, side effect, study, suggest

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like, the most epic server in the whole universe! why, you ask? well, get this, our server is so lit that it actually makes your brain grow bigger! yeah, you heard me right, playing on our server will make you smarter and stuff.

how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!

TheCrib: Where pixels live in harmony and creepers are the neighborly kind. Join us for some explosive fun!

Anarchy, bedrock, CREEPERS, Discord, Events, Experience, explosive, Factions, Features, Fun, Harmony, Ip:, java, Join, KIND, Live, major versions, Neighborly, Other, pixels, player experience, PORT, quality of life, Server, SUPPORTS, TheCrib, VALUES, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2031

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to latest

Server Details

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is allowed only in the Anarchy world. It is not allowed in the other worlds.
Are there any custom plugins on the server?	Yes, we have several custom plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for players.
Can players use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in a ban.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled in the Factions and Anarchy worlds, but disabled in the Survival and SMP worlds.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

40 year old man, Adult, aging, Appearance, BoomerCraft, Confidence, Experience, fashion, FITNESS, grey hair, Grooming, health, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, Mature, middle aged, Minecraft, modern day, self-care, Server, Style, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6259
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Crops Grown:	5362	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just stepped out of a retirement home? Well, look no further because on our server, even the 40-year-old players look like they just stepped out of a high school prom! Join us for a chance to see middle-aged players rocking the latest fashion trends and pulling off epic dance moves like never before. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft makeover instead? Join now for the ultimate age-defying experience!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

000: Rogue Trader, Arcanum, Archaelund, AVOWED, baldurs gate, Computer Role Playing Games, crpgg, Dark Sun, darklands, divinity, dragon age, Dragon Age: The Veilguard, elex, Expeditions, Fallout, Gothic, GreedFall 2, icewind dale, Knights of the Chalice, might & magic, Minecraft, neverwinter nights, new arc line, Pathfinder: The Dragon’s Demand, Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous, pillars of eternity, PixelPunch, planescape torment, risen, Sector Unknown, Server, shadowrun, star wars knights of the old republic, Swordhaven: Iron Conspiracy, Temple of Elemental Evil, The Age of Decadence, the elder scrolls, The Wayward Realms, Torment: Tides of Numenera, tyranny, ÚLTIMA, underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40, Wasteland, Wizardry

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ores Mined:	3816
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, look no further, because we have everything you need for an epic RPG experience!

Join us for epic quests inspired by games like Arcanum, Baldur’s Gate, and even Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines! Battle mythical creatures, uncover ancient mysteries, and forge alliances with other players in a world filled with danger and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming RPGs like Pathfinder: Wrath of the Righteous – A Dance of Masks, Warhammer 40,000: Rogue Trader – Void Shadows, and even Greedfall 2: The Dying World! Can you handle the intensity of these new adventures?

So why wait? Join us on this wild journey through the realms of fantasy and adventure. Who knows what treasures and dangers await you in the Curse of the Living Lands edition of our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

BabyBashBirthdayBrawl

Accountability, baby’s first birthday, BabyBashBirthdayBrawl, Birthday Party, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Connection, double booking, Drama, family event, family feud, family gathering, Father’s Day, growth, hurt feelings, insensitivity, misunderstandings, Planning, scheduling conflict, Surprise

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family group chat on Father’s Day? Look no further! Join our server and escape the chaos of scheduling conflicts and hurt feelings. We promise no surprise brunches or last-minute bday party changes here! Plus, we have virtual cake that never runs out and no family members to argue with over text. So come join us and leave the family drama behind!