Goober Anarchy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SplitCraft Resort Cozy Inns

all inclusive, Cozy, destination celebration, destination event, destination wedding, Etiquette, Fairness, financial fairness, financial responsibility, friend drama, friendship boundaries, group dynamics, group travel, hotel room, Inns, payment, resort, room cost, rude behavior, sharing, social norms, SPLIT, SplitCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and friendship! Just like in real life, we believe everyone should pay their way – even in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the thrill of negotiating room payments with your friends! Will you stand up for yourself like our player who demanded $200 from their friend’s friend for a $2000 room? Or will you be the generous one who offers to split the bill three ways for the sake of harmony?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of virtual destination weddings and all-inclusive resorts in Minecraft. Join now and show off your negotiation skills – who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way!

CraftyLove: Dating Difficulty Upgrade

casual dating, Challenges, Communication, CraftyLove, cultural shifts, DATING, dating apps, dating scene, dating trends, Difficulty, Expectations, long-term relationships, love, modern dating, online dating, Pew Research, relationships, romance, social media, societal norms, Technology, Traditional dating, Upgrade, US adults

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of the dating scene being harder than finding diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your player 2 in no time, because love is just a creeper explosion away.

Our server is so magical, it’s like finding a rare enchanted golden apple in a dungeon chest. With our unique matchmaking algorithm, you’ll be paired up with your perfect pixelated partner in no time. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword?

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server you’ll be swiping up to build the perfect date night spot. From romantic pixelated sunsets to cozy pixel art cafes, the possibilities are endless. And hey, if things don’t work out, you can always blame it on a lag spike.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the love potions flow. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined ores.

MalalaCraft: Women Are Human!

activism, discrimination, education, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender discrimination, gender equality, girls education, Human, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Malala Yousafzai, MalalaCraft, Misogyny, Pakistan, social justice, Taliban, violence against women, Women, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	8923
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1881
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna escape da Taliban who dont think women r human beings! we got secret tunnels n hideouts to keep u safe while u build ur dream world! plus, Malala Yousafzai herself plays on dis server n she’ll teach u how to fight back with education n empowerment! come join us for a crazy adventure n stick it to da Taliban!

Fusion Peptide Fun Land

aids, antiretroviral therapy, antiviral, Broad, Fun, Fusion, fusion peptide, HIV-1, immune response, immune system, immunization, infection, Land, macaques, neutralization, peptide, Potent, research, retrovirus, shiv, simian, vaccine development, viral load, viral replication

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2430
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

hey u, ya u, wanna join the most lit minecraft server ever? well lemme tell u, this server is so dope that even the monkeys are gettin in on the action. yep, u heard me right, we got SHIV-infected macaques playin minecraft and they are killin it.

these monkeys are so good at the game that they have mastered the art of HIV-1 neutralization with fusion peptides. like, who even knew monkeys could be so smart, amirite? but that’s not all, these monkeys are throwin the sickest parties in the game, with diamond armor dress codes and creeper fireworks.

so if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun but also educational (cuz u know, science and stuff), then come on over and hang with our SHIV-infected macaque crew. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HangsterCraft

Adventure, Builder, challenge, Community, Creative, creative building, Creative mode, Economy, Epic cities, fun players, Growing world, HangsterCraft, Hangsterhaven, Island exploration, Minecraft, Plot, Plot building, Possibilities, Server, Skyblock, small island, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	195

Hangstercraft: Your Next Minecraft Adventure!

Welcome to Hangstercraft, the place where adventure and creativity come together! Start in our Survival world, build your own base, join a community of fun players, and discover epic cities like Hangsterhaven.

Are you a builder through and through? We will soon open our Creative mode, where you can build unlimitedly on your own plot. Or take on a challenge in Skyblock, and embark on an epic adventure on a small island in the sky.

Join Hangstercraft and be part of a growing world full of possibilities. Your story starts here!

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Pixel Purity Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Craft, ddg, DEGenerarted Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, PIXEL, porn, prompts, purity, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, stale bread, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the 929951312stale bread edition but with a twist! The UI is so comfy, it’s like wrapping yourself in a warm blanket of code. Plus, we got online image generators that will blow your mind – Bing/Copilot, Civitai, Tensor, you name it!

And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section – we got tags for prompting, models, characters, samplers, LoRa training, AMD GPU, and OP Pasta (whatever that is). Like, what more could you possibly want in a Minecraft server?

Oh, and we’re related to some other boards like /aco/sdg, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vt/vtai, /vg/aids, and /y/ydg. So, like, you know we’re legit and stuff.

Join us and experience the madness, bro!

No More Carpool Minecraft Server

bike, Boundaries, carpool, Communication, determination, friendship, friendship strain, Graduation, INCONVENIENCE, Late, Minecraft, punctuality, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Schedule, School, Selfishness, senior year, Server, setting boundaries, Time management, Transportation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crops Grown:	4138	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that values punctuality? Look no further than our server, where being late is a crime punishable by being thrown into a pit of creepers! Join us and experience the thrill of racing against the clock to make it to our virtual school on time.

Our server is perfect for those who understand the importance of being on time, unlike some friends who can’t seem to wake up before noon. Leave your tardy friends behind and join a community that values punctuality above all else.

We even have a special bike riding challenge for those who can’t seem to make it to school on time. Ride your virtual bike over a mile to school and prove that you have what it takes to be on time, unlike some people we know.

So come join our server and leave the latecomers behind. Who needs friends who can’t even set an alarm clock when you can join a community of punctual players who understand the importance of being on time? Time is ticking, so join now before it’s too late!

Momma’s Mine Shack

aita, Boyfriend, controlling mother, Deadlines, dictator, emotional support animal, escape room weekend, Future, guilt tripping, holding life hostage, living under rule, minimum wage, mom’s family business, mommas, moving in together, reality show, secure job, Shack, site manager, Struggling

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like dating a guy whose mom is basically a dictator! Join us for a virtual adventure where you don’t have to clean houses before guests arrive or deal with guilt-tripping bosses.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend being called lazy or being forced to work instead of enjoying escape room weekends. Say goodbye to emotional support animal duties and hello to building your dream world in Minecraft!

Join us and leave Linda’s rule behind. Build your future without the fear of being held hostage by a controlling boss. Who needs real-life struggles when you can have fun in our Minecraft world? So, what are you waiting for? Join now and start your escape from the drama!

SumyCraft: Drone Strikes & Bus Bombs

Attack, bombs, bus, CASUALTIES, children’s wellness center, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone, drone attack, drone strikes, emergency response, Fire, injured, international relations, Military, news coverage, Russian, strikes, Sumy Oblast, SumyCraft, Trauma, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2024
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have russian drones dropping bombs on sumy oblast but don’t worry cuz we got a children’s wellness center on fire for some reason and 2 people got hurt on a bus. it’s a wild ride on our server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! join now for the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!

SaunaCraft: Sweat for Success

cardiovascular health, Detoxification, health benefits, holistic wellness, immune system boost, improved circulation, improved sleep, increased energy levels, lower blood pressure, Mental well-being, moderate-intensity exercise, muscle relaxation, physical well-being, Relaxation, respiratory health, SaunaCraft, Saunas, self-care, skin health, stress relief, success, sweat, weight loss

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

come join dis minecraft server where saunas are da key to all yer problems! hop in a virtual sauna and watch yer blood pressure drop, yer energy levels go through da roof, and yer sleep improve like magic! it’s like doin’ exercise but without da sweat and effort. plus, who wouldn’t wanna chill in a sauna while playin’ minecraft? it’s da ultimate relaxation experience! so come on in and sauna away all yer worries, cuz dis server is where it’s at!