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CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Potions Brewed:	188
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Falling into the Void:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	2
Crops Grown:	2928	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Meteorites Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?