> DUDE I had SEX with a VAGINA Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring and vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky world where anything goes? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the chance to have crazy adventures like fighting off hordes of zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even taming a dragon made out of cheese!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots waiting to be found. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little… unconventional.

Casual Goo Adventure: Where the Goos are gooey, the Mods are modded, and the Chat is too close for comfort! Join now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

RAM	16GB
Location	United Kingdom
View Distance	10 chunks

FAQ

1. What is the IP and modpack for the server?

The IP and modpack information can be found on our Discord server here.

2. What kind of community does the server have?

We are looking for players who want to be part of a relaxed, engaging, and kind community.

3. What features does the server offer?

A fun modpack with plenty to explore
Optional proximity voice chat
Helpful owners for any issues

4. Are there any plans for additional sub-servers?

We may introduce other sub-servers based on community feedback, potentially hosting more popular modpacks or similar content.

Casual Goo Adventure

Adventure, Casual, Goo, smp

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Hello everyone! Welcome to Casual Goo Adventure! We are looking for players who are searching for a chill community to reside in and play some minecraft.

IP and modpack are included in the discord here.

We’re brand new and are considered in beta since some things, such as the name and mod list, are subject to change as we want to offer a chill yet constantly fun environment, which we would hope to achieve with help from you! We will strive to listen to each and every voice we are prompted with no matter the request.

What we have to offer:

A fun yet non-chaotic modpack which won’t make your brain explode out of complexity but will give you stuff to explore!
Proximity voice chat, which is of course optional but heavily encouraged!
Owners who are happy to help you with any issue you may have!

What we would like to offer:

A relaxed, engaging and kind community (basically constant sunshine and rainbows)
Potentially other sub-servers to go alongside the main server, like hosting more popular modpacks or something! (community decided)

Technical Stuff:

CPU: AMD EPYC 7371 – RAM: 16GB – Location: United Kingdom – View Distance – 10 chunks.

CraftyKidMyths

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Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

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Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

SkinnyVsChonkCraft

body image, childhood obesity, dietary choices, Exercise, family dynamics, family health, growth spurt, Healthy Eating, individual needs, meal planning, Medical advice, nutrition, obese child, parental guilt, physical activity, portion control, school lunches, sibling jealousy, skinny child, SkinnyVsChonkCraft, weight loss

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

BlockySacrificeCraft

appreciation, BlockySacrificeCraft, Empathy, Experience, giving up, Gratitude, hindsight, IMPORTANCE, lessons learned, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, sacrifice, Selflessness, Understanding, Value, WORTH..

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?

So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	2299
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	4939
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Items Found:	3742

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
New Chunks Explored:	762212	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Unprecedented Goo Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. What is the IP and modpack for the server?

2. What kind of community does the server have?

3. What features does the server offer?

4. Are there any plans for additional sub-servers?

Hello everyone! Welcome to Casual Goo Adventure! We are looking for players who are searching for a chill community to reside in and play some minecraft.

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

About Us

Features

Non-Features

Ready to Join?

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?