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Flip Darling Minecraft Server

Darling, Flip, Flip Darling Retarded Husband Funny Relationship Humor Marriage Love Comedy Spouse Hilarious Joke Laughter Mockery Ridiculous Mocking Crazy Husband Silly Teasing Satire Playful, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Passages Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	2817
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6552
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Animals Bred:	106
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Items Found:	7088

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5179
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8008
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Votes:	911

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Items Found:	3396	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Enchantments Applied:	190	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

community policing, Community safety, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, DRIVE, drive by shooting prevention, drive by shootings, gang activity, gang violence, gun control, Gun Violence, inner city crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, Social Issues, Steves, Street crime, urban communities, Urban violence, violence, youth violence

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	9297
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

affectionate, Caring, cherished, Corner, Crafting, family, gentle, Grandma, grandmother, KIND, love, meemaw, Meemaws, Minecraft, Nurturing, positive influence, respected, Role Model, shiina, smp, supportive, SWEET, warm-hearted, Wholesome, Wise

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	2773
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Star Shards Collected:	247
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ores Mined:	5943
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!