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Blocky Diarrhea Cure

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Alien Abductions:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

VeggieHaterCraft

animal products, carnivorous plants, dietary preferences, dislike, FRUITS, herbivore, Leafy Greens, omnivore, plant based diet, plant diet, plant kingdom, plant nutrition, plant-based foods, plant-based lifestyle, plant-based protein, plant-based recipes, Plants, vegan, VEGETABLES, Vegetarian, VeggieHaterCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where even the plants are like, nah, i don’t wanna be vegan. they’re all rebellious and stuff, growing bacon instead of leaves. it’s a wild world out there, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. join us if you wanna experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it. come join us and be part of the madness.

SaltyCraft: Defend Against Cancer!

Activity, body’s defense, BOOSTING, Cancer, cancer cells, Cancer prevention, Common salt, DEFEND, Enhance, health, healthy lifestyle, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, salt benefits, salt consumption, salt intake, SaltyCraft, sodium chloride, Specific, wellness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, you’re like a superhero fighting cancer with common salt! yeah, you heard me right, common salt is like your secret weapon against those pesky cancer cells. your immune cells are gonna be all pumped up and ready to kick some butt, all thanks to this crazy server. so, like, why wait? join now and become the ultimate cancer-fighting warrior in the minecraft world!

Crafty Abyss Minecraft Server

abyss, abyssal creatures, Adventure, adventure manga, Anime, Crafty, Deep Sea, Exploration, FANTASY, friendship, how are you, made in abyss, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, manga release, manga series, manga update, Minecraft, mysterious creatures, New chapter dumping, RIKO, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Votes:	790
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4657
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our latest chapter dumping event: How Are You 05: Riko.

Picture this: a group of players were exploring the vast lands of our server when suddenly, they stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in. Little did they know, they were transported to a whole new dimension called Riko, where everything was upside down and pigs could fly.

But that’s not even the craziest part! In Riko, players were challenged to complete outrageous tasks like building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a dragon with nothing but a carrot. The winner of the event was granted a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers out of its hilt.

So, if you’re ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this insane Minecraft server. Who knows what other crazy chapters await you!

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2047

Assassin, Blitzo, Booba Edition, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demon, fanfic, FICS, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel General, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Join Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom by opening a hotel. But that’s not all – you can also follow Blitzo and his crew as they run their own assassin business in Hell. Who knew Hell could be so entrepreneurial?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy fan fiction recordings, fics, and even a booru (even though it’s a little dead). So come on down to our wacky world and let your inner demon out to play! Join now before Heaven gets too crowded!

ExHusbandsChildSupport Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alimony, Cheating, child support, Court, custody, DATING, disagreement, ex wife, ExHusbandsChildSupport, family, finances, husband, luxury, Marriage, Minecraft, MONEY, parenting, relationship, Server, sugar daddy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Buildings Constructed:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband sending child support money to his ex for her luxury vacations? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and absurdity that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Witness the epic saga of a husband who thinks it’s totally normal to fund his ex’s lavish lifestyle under the guise of child support. Will his wife ever come to terms with this bizarre arrangement? Will the ex ever run out of vacation destinations to spend the money on? Tune in to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Can you navigate the treacherous world of bovine politics while dodging explosive sheep and lava traps?

Join now for a gaming experience that’s more ridiculous than a llama wearing a top hat!

SkinnyPixelSavage

Appearance, body image, body shaming, body weight comparison, bullying, camp rules, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, discipline, emotional reactions, family dynamics, name-calling, overweight, parental guidance, peer pressure, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SkinnyPixelSavage, social interactions, summer camp, weight stigma

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mines Excavated:	4137
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?

BlockyProfessionCraft

BlockyProfessionCraft, critical professions, critical roles, crucial roles, crucial services, essential jobs, essential workers, fundamental roles, hidden professions, important careers, indispensable careers, indispensable work, key positions, necessary professions, overlooked jobs, societal backbone, underappreciated jobs, unrecognized careers, unsung heroes, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your blocky dreams! Join us and discover the most essential profession in the Minecraft world that you never even knew you needed – professional chicken wrangler!

Imagine a world where chickens rule the land and you must wrangle them to safety while avoiding their evil plots for world domination. Only the bravest and most skilled chicken wranglers can survive in this chaotic world. But fear not, for the rewards are great – endless feathers, eggs, and the undying gratitude of the chicken overlords.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest chicken wrangling adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate chicken whisperer and save the Minecraft world from poultry peril.

CrashCraft: F16FunZOne

Air Force, aircraft crash, Aviation, aviation safety, crash site, Crashcraft, Defense, emergency response, F16FunZone, fighter jet, Incident, international news, investigation, mechanical failure, Military, Military Aircraft, national security, pilot error, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukrainian F-16, US official

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	169	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna fly a f-16 aircraft in minecraft? well guess what, our server lets u do just that! join us and experience the thrill of crashing a ukrainian f-16 aircraft in a totally safe and virtual environment. it’s like the real thing, but without all the pesky consequences. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can hide from the authorities after your epic crash. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

SmileCraft Ruins

Accuracy, Acting, Actors, Actresses, Analysis, audience perception, Authenticity, costumes, critique, Entertainment, film, flaws, Historical accuracy, historical fiction, Hollywood smile, Perfection, period drama, ruined, ruins, Set design, smilecraft, television

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5592
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A PERIOD DRAMA BUT WITH LESS SMILES AND MORE BLOCKS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN CASTLE AND THEN WATCH IT GET DESTROYED BY A CREEPER WITH A HOLLYWOOD SMILE. COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS, IT’S LIKE A SOAP OPERA BUT WITH PICKAXES AND ZOMBIES. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW!

AutismCraft: Brain Scan Edition

Accuracy, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, AutismCraft, Brain, brain development, brain images, brain scans, computational biology, data analysis, diagnostic tool, early detection, Edition, genetic markers, genetic research, machine learning, mathematical modeling, medical imaging, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Precision medicine, research team, Scan

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

So, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some Minecraft but also wanna feel smart and stuff? Well, dis server is like, da perfect combo of both! Our team of super smart scientists have created dis crazy math thingy that can like, totally find autism markers in brain pics! Like, whoa, mind blown, right?

Join dis server if u wanna be part of da most brainy Minecraft community ever! We’re like, da Mensa of gaming, except we also build epic castles and stuff. Plus, u might even unlock some secret genetic powers while u play. Who knows, maybe u’ll become a Minecraft superhero with the power to build entire worlds with just a flick of ur wrist!

So, come on over and join us on dis wild ride of science and Minecraft madness. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!