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SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchantments Applied:	214
Holy Grails Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1460	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!