Gone MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

No Yesterweek No Yestermonth

fleeting time, Reflection, Time, Day, fleeting

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, bro. like, you can only join, like, yesterday, but not yesterweek or yestermonth. like, what even is time, man?

join this server for the most epic adventures ever, like, seriously. there’s, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground disco party.

oh, and did i mention that you can fly on rainbow-colored pigs? yeah, it’s, like, totally a thing here.

so, like, join us at 123.LOL.456.About.789 and let’s, like, party like it’s yesterday or something.

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Fiery Melancholy 1.21

Thread, Melancholy, Missed, Remembered, longing

Yo, bro, forget about that sad stuff and come join our Minecraft server! Why waste time staring at a thread when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with us? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join us for some crazy fun and leave those threads in the dust!

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World of Normgroids 1.21.4

ignorance, dynamics, Normgroids, 1.21.4, negative effects

Join our Minecraft server and escape the normgroids who want to eat their cake and have it, too! We offer a world free from suffering and ignorance, where you can build and create without the constraints of society. Embrace the chaos and let your creativity run wild in a place where the cake is never gone, and the soda flows like water. Say goodbye to the normies and hello to a new reality where the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join us now and experience a world unlike any other!

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SkyCraft Realms 1.21.1

Flip, silly, Mind, comedy, meme

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and flying pigs.

I’m talking about a place where you can ride on a rainbow while shooting lasers out of your eyes.

And guess what? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you with their beauty.

So come on, join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together. It’ll be epic, I promise.

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HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

VANISHED, gone, obsolete, fad, Forgotten

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway

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Yagoo-sama, I regret!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, hololive, Yagoo-sama, best agency, Views

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring Minecraft world with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for insane shenanigans, wild adventures, and non-stop entertainment.

Imagine a world where even the lowest tier players are treated like royalty, where views and clout are everything. Our SMP is like the hololive of Minecraft, where you can become a virtual superstar and leave all the recent graduations behind.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the Minecraft world!

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Lost Minecraft SMP Rewatch

Lost, plot holes, Desmond, Characters, irritate

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only plot holes you’ll find are the ones you dig yourself into! Join us as we embark on nonsensical adventures like trying to tame creepers or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

Our characters are as unpredictable as Ben getting captured on purpose just to see if he can survive a night in a dungeon filled with zombie pigmen. And don’t even get me started on the political intrigue – last week, we had a heated debate over whether to build a wall around our village to keep out the pesky Endermen.

So come on and join us, because the magic of Minecraft is never gone when you’re playing on our server. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone accidentally blows up the entire village with a misplaced TNT block. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

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Soywalk Minecraft Server

REJUVENATION, Minecraft, soywalk, Serenity, gone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

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RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

STINKY, Foul, odor, death, RIP

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

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LmaoooCraft Minecraft Server

Lost, LmaoooCraft, viral, Server, internet

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! We have custom plugins that turn every block into a dancing taco and every mob into a sassy llama.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of hilarious players who communicate solely in emojis and dad jokes. Our spawn point is a giant rainbow made of cheese and the only way to leave is by riding a flying pig.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground where the music is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. A thread died for this lmaooo.

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