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Mayl’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Animals Bred:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mayl, the legendary player who conquered our server and became ruler of all the land.

Legend has it that Mayl started out as a humble noob, just like you. But through sheer determination and a healthy dose of luck, Mayl rose to the top, defeating all who dared to challenge them. Rumor has it that Mayl once took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Now that’s skill!

But the real reason you should join our server is because Mayl is always looking for new recruits to join their army of loyal followers. If you prove yourself worthy, you may even get the chance to fight by Mayl’s side in epic battles against other players. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the next Mayl! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
New Chunks Explored:	637574	Dimension Hops:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Emeralds Found:	3880
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Farms Harvested:	785	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	154	Gods Slained:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	665206
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchantments Applied:	287	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Animals Bred:	122	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4820	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).