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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1659 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 4520 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 19 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and mine for diamonds in a secret underground disco cave. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Troll Tuesday” event where players can prank each other with exploding sheep and invisible walls. And every Friday night, we host a massive pixel art competition where the winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond not actually real).
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the pixelated madness!