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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Steve Asks ‘What’s the Point?’
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5824
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing politically incorrect is how many creepers we let blow up your creations!

    Join us and choose between two candidates for mayor: a zombie with a (D) after his name or a skeleton with an (R) after his name. It’s not like your vote matters anyway, just like in the real world where elections are stopped and candidates are installed like mods.

    Don’t worry about revolting, the only revolting thing here is the amount of zombies Zelensky is sending to slaughter innocent villagers. But hey, at least they didn’t call him antisemitic, right?

    So come join our server, where /pol/ is just a honey pot for creepers and the only list you’ll end up on is the one for the most epic builds!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Gaymers Paradise – #2263

    Gaymers Paradise – #2263
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 9234
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server, where you can join forces with the most fabulous and divine beings in all of blocky land!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, Jesus himself descends from the heavens every Sunday to bless players with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of him riding a majestic rainbow llama through the pixelated skies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret unicorn sanctuary, where you can tame and ride these magical creatures into battle against hordes of evil creepers and skeletons. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn, you’ll unlock the ability to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our bishounen jesus edition Minecraft server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it for eternity!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft

    SenpaiCraft: Yandere Love in Minecraft
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1395
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures!

    Imagine this: You’re mining away, looking for diamonds, when suddenly you spot a player in a stunning dress. But wait, it’s not just any player – it’s Takachiho Honoka! And guess what? She’s not just a reclusive gamer, she’s also a total party animal when she’s had a few too many potions!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love story more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. Who knew that mining for resources could lead to finding your player two?

    So what are you waiting for? Hit that Join button and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, diamonds aren’t the only thing worth digging for on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mordecai & Rigby’s 6 Million Block Bonfire Minecraft Server

    Mordecai & Rigby’s 6 Million Block Bonfire Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 4167
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 224 Magic Crystals Found: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some questionable requests from your boss. Join now for a chance to participate in wacky challenges like burning 6 million jews in a day! Don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun… or is it?

    Imagine the chaos as you try to reach that outrageous goal, all while dodging angry mobs and lava pits. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a promotion if you succeed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, it’s all in the name of fun… right? 😉

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  • Blocky City Adventures: Singapore Edition

    Blocky City Adventures: Singapore Edition
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 9630
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ghost Minerโ€™s Tools Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the beauty of Singapore without leaving your couch! Why travel when you can teleport straight to this virtual paradise?

    Join us and build your own Marina Bay Sands out of pixelated blocks, or create a replica of the famous Merlion statue in your backyard. Don’t forget to visit our virtual hawker centers for some delicious Minecraft food that won’t give you any calories!

    But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground laser tag arena where you can battle it out with other players for ultimate supremacy. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on our virtual cable car that will take you soaring through the skies of our Minecraft Singapore.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic journey in this blocky version of the Lion City!

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  • Minecraft Madness: Coom in Moom’s Womb

    Minecraft Madness: Coom in Moom’s Womb
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8512
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 838631
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Farms Harvested: 410
    Demon Skulls Collected: 22 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to coom in Moom’s womb! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is located on a floating island in the shape of a giant banana. Why? Because why not!

    2. The only way to access the island is by riding a flying pig that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs filled with enchanted loot. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have these beauties?

    4. The main attraction of our server is a disco party cave where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is a trampoline. Get ready to boogie down with your fellow players!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to coom in Moom’s womb for good luck!

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  • Pixelated Sushi Shack: Where East Meets West in Minecraft

    Pixelated Sushi Shack: Where East Meets West in Minecraft
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 9511
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Chimeras Created: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Dimension Hops: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Japan has decided to stop producing video games for the West and focus all their efforts on our server instead. Why, you ask? Because our server is just that amazing!

    Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a sushi-eating pixelated panda riding a rainbow llama. As you explore our world, you’ll stumble upon hidden onsen hot springs where you can relax and rejuvenate your Minecraft character.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Samurai Village, where you can train with minecraft swords and battle against creeper ninjas. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Shuriken hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Japanese video games when you have our insane Minecraft world to explore?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!

    FinnishCraft: Where Creeper Migration is Encouraged!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 7569
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Wilderness Tamed: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, ridiculous challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you, demanding to be your new mining buddies. Or how about building a house out of giant marshmallows that attract hungry creepers looking for a snack? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But that’s not all – we also have dancing pigs that put on nightly performances, flying sheep that give you aerial tours of the server, and talking trees that offer valuable advice (mostly about how to avoid getting eaten by zombies).

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unbelievable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: Join Now!

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  • MineCrafty McMineface – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineface – Digging for LOLs
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 2443
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

    Upcoming Tournaments

    Forget about building blocks, it’s time to show off your PvP skills in our epic tournaments! Early May tournament poll is up, so cast your vote now! And don’t miss out on the Slayer in May event – it’s going to be legendary!

    Resources

    Need some help mastering the game? Check out our main wiki with frame data and system mechanics info. And if you want to see some pro-level gameplay, our replay uploaders have got you covered!

    Mods Galore!

    Looking to spice up your gameplay? Our server has some outrageous mods like the Potato Mod – because who doesn’t want to fight with potatoes? And don’t forget about the Frame Data Display mod to give you that extra edge in battles!

    Latest DLC and Patches

    Get ready for the newest DLC character, A.B.A., coming on March 26th! And make sure to stay updated with the latest patches and dev backyards – you never know what surprises await!

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    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even run into a creeper doing a victory dance!

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  • Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server

    Block and Roll: The No-Fap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3662
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Mines Excavated: 4119 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Join our server for the most INSANE gaming experience of your life!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own SKIRT out of blocks, and get plowed down by CREEPERS instead of men! It’s like going into heat, but with a pickaxe in hand!

    Our server is so wild, it will make your desires unbound! No need for a closet full of skimpy outfits, just log on and let your creativity run wild. And who needs a 9″ dildo when you have a diamond sword?

    So if you’re ready to break the cycle of boring Minecraft servers and move on to something truly epic, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be this WILD?

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  • MineCraft: RE:ZERO LOL

    MineCraft: RE:ZERO LOL
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 9243
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Villages Defended: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and witness the craziest transformation ever – one minute, Sheila was just a regular Minecraft player, and the next minute, she became kyonyuu! Yes, you heard that right! And now she’s building the most jaw-dropping structures you’ve ever seen, all while rocking her new look.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. And rumor has it, if you can catch a ride on its back, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest adventures, the most bizarre transformations, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft!

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