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RighteousMC SMP – When You’re Right, You’re Mining!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens throwing eggs at players, and villagers breakdancing in the town square.

Our server is the only place where you can find diamond ore that sings show tunes, and where the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Not to mention, our Nether is filled with lava that tastes like hot sauce and ghasts that shoot fireballs shaped like emojis.

If you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Remember, when you’re right, you’re right…but when you’re on our server, you’re in for a crazy good time!

BoyfriendBedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

bedtime, bedtime routine, Boundaries, BoyfriendBedtimeBattles, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Frustration, individual needs, living together, Minecraft, nighttime routine, personal space, personal time, pet care, quality time, relationship, Respect, self-care, Server, sleep routine, Understanding, work schedule

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Animals Bred:	116
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing a bedroom with someone who falls asleep at 8:30pm? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with late-night shenanigans and no bedtime restrictions!

On our server, you won’t have to brush your teeth in the dark or tiptoe around trying not to wake up your partner. We have plenty of virtual bathrooms with doors and lights that won’t disturb anyone’s beauty sleep.

Don’t feel guilty for staying up past 8pm anymore! Our server encourages you to stay up as late as you want, no sad sighs or guilt trips allowed. And if your partner tries to force themselves to stay awake just to keep you company, we’ll have a virtual intervention to set things straight.

Join now and experience the freedom of staying up past bedtime without any judgment or restrictions. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds all night long? Let’s make bedtime a thing of the past on this hilarious Minecraft server!

NoNudeNoDiam0nds

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Villages Defended:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10

Hey gamers! So I stumbled upon this Minecraft server and let me tell you, it’s wilder than your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs fly (literally, they have wings), diamonds rain from the sky, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide instead of exploding.

But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.

BlockbusterFlicks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of watching your comfort movie for the 100th time? Well, it’s time to switch things up and join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground movie theater where you can watch your favorite comfort movie while fighting off creepers and zombies! Imagine watching The Lion King while fending off a horde of skeletons – talk about a cinematic experience! So come join us and experience movie night like never before on our epic Minecraft server!

JewSlayerCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Towns Built:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to build the craziest and most outrageous structures ever? Well, this server is the place for you! We once had a player who built a giant toilet that actually flushed, it was epic! And don’t even get me started on the time someone created a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava, talk about a wild ride! Plus, we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s like a war zone out there! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, just don’t forget to watch out for the flying pigs, they’re everywhere!

PixelNippon Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, anime industry, artistic expression, creativity, cultural influences, cultural norms, culture, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, global impact, Japan, Japanese society, Japanese video games, Minecraft, otaku culture, PixelNippon, popular media, Server, storytelling, unique characteristics, Video Game (Industry)

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pixelated chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant anime-inspired monsters, mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a dragon, and building a house made entirely out of sushi!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is wearing a kawaii maid outfit! Plus, we have a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and chat with other players while wearing nothing but a pixelated towel.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and dive headfirst into a world of Japanese video game and anime madness? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Minecraft Miners United

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Buildings Constructed:	34	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than M. Bison’s Psycho Power? Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Street Fighter combo! Our server is so epic, even Terry Bogard would be jealous. Year 2 character reveals? We’ve got ’em. High level replays? We’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on our insane balance patches – they’re more unpredictable than a random select match. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start crafting your way to victory – just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than Akuma on a bad day.

PupBlockParty

animal welfare, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disagreements, dog care, Dogs, family conflict, housemates, moving out, pet adoption, pet behavior, pet hair, pet ownership, pet training, pet waste, PupBlockParty, rehoming, responsibilities, Shelter, Siblings

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	290
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	261	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!