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SubparCraft: Golfing for Diamonds

diamonds, challenge, Golfing, subpar, below par

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of subpar, it’s like SUPERPAR. like, imagine if golf was all about being above par, that’s how awesome this server is.

we got pigs that can fly, like legit sprout wings and soar through the sky. and our chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll be rollin’ in bling in no time.

also, our zombies break out into dance numbers instead of attacking you, it’s like thriller up in here. and our creepers give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Oglebay Adventures Minecraft SMP

Spa, Adventure, nature trails, Adventures, SightSeeing

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more pranks than a pack of mischievous creepers, and more fun than a pig riding a chicken!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to build the most epic bases, battle it out in intense PvP matches, and even participate in our legendary annual sheep shearing competition. Trust us, you’ve never seen sheep shearing like this before – it’s a cutthroat competition where only the wooliest survive!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hold our top-secret meetings to discuss our plans for world domination. Will you join us in our quest for total Minecraft domination, or will you be left in the dust like a block of gravel?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, if anyone asks, we’ve never been to oglebay.

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Golfing Craze Minecraft Server

Server, Relaxation, Outdoor, SWING, hobby

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can tee off while mining for diamonds? Look no further, because on our server, you can play golf while battling creepers and zombies!

Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!

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> New Golf Game Minecraft SMP

New Release, mobile, Golfing, virtual golf, Pangya

Are you tired of the same old boring golf games? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a new golf game being developed by the Pangya staff…on mobile! And get this, we don’t have the original Pangya characters because they all decided to take up professional knitting instead.

But don’t worry, we have a special guest appearance from a llama who is a pro at mini-golf and will show you all the secret tricks to getting a hole-in-one every time. Plus, rumor has it that if you can beat the llama in a game, you’ll unlock a special llama-themed golf club that shoots rainbow balls.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and get ready for the wackiest golfing experience of your life! Who needs realistic golf simulations when you can play with llamas and rainbow balls?

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Par4Craft

low score, Recreation, Practice, good thing, outdoor activity

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

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HotGolfRage

EMBARRASSMENT, heatstroke, relationships, weather, self-care

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the heat index is always a cool 103 degrees and the only way to survive is by building the most epic shade structures to protect yourself from the virtual sun!

Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.

Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.

Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!

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2021BlessingsMC SMP

Achievements, personal growth, unexpected joys, new opportunities, favorite memories

OMG guys, let me tell you about this EPIC Minecraft SMP that you HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server ever and you’re missing out if you’re not on it.

First of all, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. It was so random and hilarious, you just had to be there.

And then, we had this massive prank war where we kept turning each other’s houses into giant toilets. It was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing for days.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the entire server. People were so confused but it was the best thing ever.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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RespawnNation

Reincarnation, country of birth, personal choice, Alternate Reality, dream birthplace

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Imagine being born again, but this time as a blocky character in a virtual world. And not just any virtual world, but one where you get to choose which country you want to be born in! Want to be born in a land of pixelated pandas and bamboo forests? Done. How about a country where the rivers are made of flowing lava and the mountains are made of diamond ore? We got you covered. Join our server for a wild ride through countries you never even knew existed, all in the world of Minecraft!

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BirdieCraft Minecraft Server

Tragedy, crash site, Minecraft, Aviation, investigation

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and chickens droppin’ diamonds like it’s hot!

one time, a player built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. it was so epic, even the Ender Dragon shed a tear of joy.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie? trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller”.

so, what are you waiting for? join this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures of your minecraft life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BazaarBrawlCraft

Tehran, iran, civil disobedience, inflation, economic crisis

LOLZ, u know what’s better than protesting in Tehran? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where u can build ur own bazaar and not worry about inflation or rial devaluation! Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are protesting to join! Come join the fun and build ur own virtual empire, cuz who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama instead? Let’s get crafting, fam!

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