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BlockyTruthsMC

acceptance, BlockyTruthsMC, coping with sadness, depression, Despair, emotional, existentialism, Grief, HEARTBREAK, introspection, Life, Loneliness, Loss, Melancholy, mortality, Pain, Philosophical, Reality, Sadness, Suffering, Truth

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Bacon Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this bacony treasure?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). See you on the other side, adventurer!

BulletTimeCraft

acceleration, ammunition, ballistics, brief, bullet, BulletTimeCraft, Distance, Firearm, force, gun, Impact, PHYSICS., Projectile, Shot, SPEED, Time, Trajectory, travel, TWICE.., Velocity

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Runes Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	4599
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, ONCE U JOIN, U GONNA BE SHOT BY A BULLET THAT TRAVELS AT 1MPH FOR A HOT SECOND. BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF U SURVIVE DAT, U GONNA BE SHOT AGAIN, BUT DIS TIME IT’S GONNA BE TWICE AS FAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, TWICE AS FAST! SO IF U WANNA TEST UR LUCK AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE THE BULLETS, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! HURRY, BEFORE U MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN!

HiberMc

Bedwars, COOLEST, EU, Friends, HiberMc, invite, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, OneBlock, ro, Romanian, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9002
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	109	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Emeralds Found:	1168	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

RO: – The coolest Romanian Minecraft server -Invite your friends to play the coolest minigames EU: -The coolest Romanian Minecraft server -Invite your friends to play the coolest minigames

play.hibermc.eu

ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

banner, falixsrv.me, Gaming, GIF, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, zabgrief

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me

144.76.7.241:33522

LumeoMC

Adventure, Biomes, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Creative, Empire, Immersive, LumeoMC, Minecraft, Network, night, Perils, Resources, SKY, Skyblock, Strategic, Structures, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to LumeoMC, your ultimate destination for thrilling Minecraft adventures! Our network offers an immersive experience in both Survival and Skyblock modes. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a sky-high architect, LumeoMC provides the perfect playground for your creativity and strategic skills.

In Survival mode, embark on a journey through diverse biomes, gather resources, build magnificent structures, and defend against the perils of the night. Collaborate with friends or challenge yourself to thrive in a world where every decision counts.

In Skyblock, start with limited resources on a small floating island and expand your domain into a sprawling empire in the sky. Test your ingenuity as you complete challenges, automate processes, and conquer the skies.

Join our vibrant community at LumeoMC, where adventure awaits at every turn. Dive into the fun, meet new friends, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Welcome to your new home for all things Minecraft!

LumeoMC.xyz

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

483420437, agdg, agdg demo day 56, agdg demo day 57, AGDG resources, Amateur Game Development General, Archive, argorar, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, hackmd, handbrake, helpful links, itch.io, Jam, Minecraft, Normalfag Takeover edition, obsproject, Server, Steam Games by AGDG, VG, webm, WebMConverter

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of those normalfags taking over your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all the weird and wacky players out there! Join us for Demo Days, where you can showcase your craziest creations and out-of-this-world builds.

Forget about the boring old servers, because on our server, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you rare items for emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary?

Crafty Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Antagonist, Book, Crafty, enigmatic characters, Fiction, Gripping, Hero, Hero’s Journey, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 472177490, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Protagonist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, thrilling climax, unexpected ending

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	611	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to do all the work yourself? Well, look no further because on our server, you are the hero! That’s right, every player is a hero with superpowers like flying, shooting lasers from their eyes, and summoning unicorns to ride into battle.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs like zombie chickens and creeper cows. Build your own superhero lair complete with a secret underground base and a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy trees, rainbow rivers, and talking animals. You can even ride a giant flying pig to get around faster.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TVBlockerCraft

bedroom nap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, considerate napping, girlfriend nap, individual needs, living room nap, noise level, noise tolerance, personal space, refusing to turn down tv, relationship conflict, respecting boundaries, selfish behavior, shared living space, shared tv, tv noise, tv volume, TVBlockerCraft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like this player who refused to turn down the TV for their napping girlfriend, we believe in standing your ground and not giving in to unreasonable demands.

Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being selfish for simply enjoying your favorite TV show. On our server, you can build your own virtual living room with as many TVs as you want, and no one will ever ask you to turn them down for a nap!

So come on over and experience the freedom to watch TV as loud as you want, without any guilt trips or accusations of selfishness. It’s time to reclaim your entertainment rights and have some fun in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyElite Minecraft Server

church shootings, counterterrorism measures, CraftyElite, Dagestan, extremism, government officials, investigation, Islamic radicalism, law enforcement, Minecraft, political connections, political elite, radical Islam, religious extremism, religious leaders, religious terrorism, religious violence, SECURITY, Server, synagogue, Terrorism, Vetted, violent attacks

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Votes:	5260
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we vet all our players for links to radical islam just like the dagestan political elite! we promise you won’t get shot at a synagogue or church here, just lots of fun and games! who knew minecraft could be so political? join now for a wild ride and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

PutinCraft: Sentence15yrold 5yrs

5yrs, activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, criticism, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, justice system, Legal System, political dissent, protest, punishment, Putin regime, PutinCraft, russia, schoolboy, Sentence15yrold, sentencing, war against Ukraine, youth activism

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1453
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

So like, u know how in Minecraft u can build stuff and like, do whatever u want? well, this server is like that but on crack, bro. like, imagine if Putin was a Minecraft character and u could like, fight him in a battle to the death.

Join this server and u can be part of the resistance against the evil Putin regime. u can build secret underground bases, gather resources to fund the rebellion, and recruit other players to join ur cause.

But be careful, cuz if u get caught by the Putin loyalists, u might end up like that 15-year-old schoolboy, sentenced to 5 years in a virtual Minecraft prison.

So come join us on this epic adventure and help us take down the tyrannical Putin empire once and for all! #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRebellion