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GirlyGamerGang SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, double standards, emotional well being, empowerment, exclusion, female friendships, girl code, GirlyGamerGang, gossiping, harmful rules, Honesty, judgment, loyalty, Respect, self esteem, Sisterhood, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Emeralds Found:	8955	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Farms Harvested:	106

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you must wear a chicken suit at all times! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who demand tribute in the form of chicken cosplay. But don’t worry, they’re a benevolent chicken overlords who will reward you with diamonds if you follow their ridiculous dress code. So come join us and embrace the cluckiness!

BlockBingeTV

Addictive, Beloved, binge-worthy, BlockBingeTV, Captivating, classic, Compelling, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, long tail tag, memorable, must watch, nostalgic, Popular, Rewatchable, television, Timeless, TV series

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of rewatching the same old TV series over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most “rewatchable” experience you’ll ever have! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are as addicted to Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano, a jungle, and even outer space! It was so epic that even the creepers stopped exploding just to watch in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most “rewatchable” adventure of your life. Who needs TV when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

Putin’s Minecraft Server: Blame Game War

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Game, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Propaganda, putin, Putins, riles, Russian, sanctions, security concerns, Server, special military operation, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the russian blame game but in a fun way!!!!! ukraine’s special military operation is riling up putin but don’t worry, we got u covered with our virtual world where u can build ur own military base and fight off putin’s minions with diamond swords and enchanted armor!!!!!

join now for a chance to be the hero of ukraine and save the day from putin’s evil plans!!!!!! build alliances with other players and strategize how to defeat the russian forces in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history!!!!!!!

don’t miss out on the action and drama, join now and be part of the madness!!!!!!

CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge

Army, border area, Conflict, CraftyPutinsArmyDislodge, Crisis, dislodge, eastern europe, evacuation, flee, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military intervention, political turmoil, putin, Putin’s orders, Refugees, Russian territory, Tension, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has ordered the army to dislodge ukrainian troops from russian territory! over 120,000 players have already fled the border area in fear of the epic battles that are about to go down! build your base, gather resources, and prepare for the ultimate showdown between nations! who will come out on top in this crazy minecraft world? join now and find out!

FlexCraft: Olympic Showdown

achievement, Athletics, Citizens, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Excellence, FlexCraft, Global Event, Gold medals, Medals, national pride, Olympic, olympics, Participation, Performance, representation, showdown, sports, strength, talent, teamwork, Threshold

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	7301	Star Shards Collected:	274
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we have our own version of da Olympics! Countries be flexin’ over how many of their players can outperform in different sports, like block placing, zombie slayin’, and pig racing! We even got a gold medal for the player who can build the most epic castle in under 10 minutes! It’s a total blast, so come join da fun and show off your mad skills, cuz on dis server, we all winners, baby!

TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Potions Brewed:	58	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	239

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9496
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Towns Built:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	857	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	230
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!