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MaduroCraft2020 – Vote for a third term of fun!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE MADURO WINNING THIRD TERM IN VENEZUELA BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS CORRUPTION. ELECTORAL AUTHORITY SAYS YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE EXIT POLLS SHOW EVERYONE LOVING THIS SERVER.

JOIN FOR CRAZY BUILDS, EPIC PVP BATTLES, AND A COMMUNITY THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A DICTATOR IN A GOOD WAY. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. #BLOCKS4LIFE #MINECRAFTMADNESS #VENEZUELAWHO?

RandomCraft – Not Actually Random

BELIEF, causality, chance, chaos theory, Coincidence, destiny, determinism, fate, interconnectedness, Order, patterns, Perception, philosophy, Probability, Psychology, Random, randomcraft, serendipity, synchronicity, uncertainty, unpredictability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	568696
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance? well, look no further cuz our server is the craziest of them all!

imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies drop pizza when u kill them. yep, that’s the kind of madness u can expect on our server.

we have a secret underground base where u can ride on rainbow-colored llamas and battle evil unicorns. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for u to collect.

if u wanna join a server that’s more bonkers than a pack of deranged endermen, then come on over and join us. but be warned, once u enter our world, there’s no going back. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

SoledCraft Network

Bedwars, Mini Games, PvP, Survival BoxPvP Practice SkyWars Gens Minigames PvP Economy Custom Creative Factions Roleplay Adventure Parkour Hardcore Quests Skyblock Vanilla Modded Pixelmon

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

SoledCraft is a Semi-Premium Network designed for you to have fun, we have the Survival Semi-Custom 1.20.4, BoxPvP, Practice 1.8.9, SkyWars 1.8.9 modes and we are working on the new Gens mode, come play we guarantee you fun!

play.soledcraft.net:25549

MCSnips2 – The modded server where the whitelist is so exclusive, even the code can’t get in! 1.18.2

1.18.2, Adventure, Animals, Biomancy, Builder, Code, DIMENSION, Dungeons, exclusive, Explore, freedom, invite, Loot, MCSnips2, Modded, Mystery, Nether, oceans, Redemption, Server, Story, Trains, Trees, Whitelist, wildlife

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 Overview

Feature	Description
Builder’s Paradise	Transform your environment with various building options to create a base camp.
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Explore lush forests with unique, fruit-bearing trees and wildlife.
Cute Animals	Encounter and befriend adorable creatures on your journey.
Create with Trains	Design and operate machinery and railway systems in the uncharted land.
Deeper Oceans	Dive into vast oceans with secrets and marine life.
Higher Nether Roof	Ascend to new heights in the Nether with endless possibilities.
Biomancy	Manipulate life with Biomancy for an edge in your quest.
Yung’s Better Everything	Uncover enhanced structures and unique treasures on every expedition.

Contact us for an invite and join the adventure in Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, redemption, and discovery await. Accept the challenge and earn your freedom!

FAQ

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite to the server.

What type of world can I expect to explore?

You will encounter diverse landscapes, lush forests, deep oceans, and mysterious Nether regions in this season.

Are there special challenges or missions to complete?

Yes, there are hidden clues, custom dungeons, and the quest to uncover the Warp Stone to earn your freedom.

Can I build and customize my own base camp?

Absolutely! Utilize various building options and resources to create your ultimate base camp.

MaduroCraft Minecraft Server

continent, Corruption, crimes, Crisis, Dictatorship, Flooding, HUMAN RIGHTS, instability, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, POVERTY, Refugees, Server, shitty, socialism, south america, Venezuelan election

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Tired of dealing with pesky Venezuelan refugees causing chaos in your virtual world? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and help build a virtual wall to keep those troublemakers out. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the ability to summon a llama army to defend your base. So come on, join the fun and help us keep our Minecraft world safe from those sneaky refugees!

SweatySMP: People who exercise are usually somewhat hot by virtue of being… Minecraft SMP

athletes, attractive, Being, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, hot, Minecraft, NBA players, olympics, people, Physical fitness, rugby players, runners, smp, sought after, sports, strength, SweatySMP, swimmers, Training, Village, Virtue, wellness

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	8035	Mines Excavated:	4462
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by virtual Olympian athletes who are so hot, they make the lava in the Nether jealous! Our swimmers glide through the water like dolphins, our runners move so fast they leave a trail of flames behind them, our rugby players tackle creepers like they’re nothing, and our NBA players dunk on Endermen with style. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this smokeshow of a server? Come join us and get ready to be dazzled by the virtual eye candy!

BabyBlockerz

baby clothes, BabyBlockerz, caretaking responsibilities, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family communication, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family meetings, family relationships, GROUNDED, misophonia, older siblings, parenting promises, pregnancy announcement, sibling care, sibling responsibilities, ungrateful, younger siblings

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0

So, like, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a box full of baby clothes. But don’t worry, it’s not what you think! We don’t actually make you take care of babies in the game (thank goodness). We just like to keep things interesting and unpredictable, ya know?

And get this – if you start crying in the game, you might trigger some secret misophonia levels that will challenge your gaming skills like never before. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, but with a twist that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (hopefully more laughing though).

Plus, our server is full of surprises, just like the announcement from your mom. You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored! So come join us and see if you’re the real MVP who can handle it all. And remember, in our world, being “ungrateful” might just be the key to success.

SquareDanceSMP – Why4thGrade?

4th grade, american history, childhood education, childhood memories, cultural activities, cultural heritage, curriculum, education, folk dances, group dances, music and movement, physical education, Physical fitness, school activities, Social Skills, social traditions, square dance, SquareDanceSMP, teamwork, traditional dances, US schools, Why4thGrade

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ores Mined:	3657
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old school dances like the square dance? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host epic dance parties every night in the virtual world! Who needs square dancing when you can bust a move with your blocky avatar and show off your sick dance skills to all your fellow players? Plus, rumor has it that if you dance well enough, you might just summon a secret disco ball that drops rare loot! So come join us and leave those square dancing days in the past where they belong.

DreamCrafters United

achievement, Ambitions, aspirations, career, Desires, DreamCrafters, dreams, fulfillment, Future, goals, Happiness, inspiration, life dream, Men, motivation, Passion, personal growth, purpose, reddit, self improvement, success, United

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to go to work and pay bills? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your wildest dreams can come true! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! Our server is a place where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come join us and live out your most ridiculous life dreams in blocky form!

Hackers Beware Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	8956
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Towns Built:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that the FBI had to send a 65-strong cyber action team across the globe just to fight off hackers? Well, guess what? This server is so epic that even the FBI can’t handle it!

Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the stakes are high, the builds are epic, and the trolls are next level. We’ve got crazy mini-games, mind-blowing PvP battles, and secret underground bases that even the pros can’t find.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. The FBI can’t stop us, and neither can you! Let’s do this, gamers!