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  • BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

    BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

    Crafty LOLG Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and witness the arrival of Aurora, the Witch Between Worlds, who will cast spells and brew potions like you’ve never seen before.

    Our Anima Squad includes Illaoi, Yasuo, Xayah, and even a Legendary Seraphine who will serenade you with her music. But that’s not all, we also have a Mythic Variant of Miss Fortune who will bring chaos to the battlefield, along with Yuumi and Leona in their prestigious forms.

    And don’t forget about our Primordian champions like Bel’Veth, Briar, Rek’Sai, and Aatrox who will unleash their powers upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us now for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the wildest stories you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AutisticSisNoDiamonds

    AutisticSisNoDiamonds

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your little sister’s mood swings? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos that will make dealing with your sister seem like a walk in the park.

    We understand the struggles of dealing with difficult family members, which is why we offer a safe space for you to unleash your frustrations and let loose. Need to yell and scream? Go for it! Want to ignore your responsibilities and play Minecraft all day? We’ve got you covered.

    Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up anger and frustration, just like how your sister throws tantrums to get her way. And don’t worry, we won’t ground you or take away your electronics – we encourage you to let it all out in the virtual world.

    So come join us and release all that built-up tension in a fun and hilarious way. Who knows, maybe after a session on our server, dealing with your sister will seem like a piece of cake. Let’s game on, and remember – it’s okay to be a little bratty sometimes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyConfessions

    BlockyConfessions

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of keeping your darkest secrets buried deep within your soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we encourage you to embrace your inner mischief maker! Join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild as you build, create, and unleash chaos upon the world.

    Ever wanted to create a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’ve dreamt of constructing a roller coaster that launches unsuspecting players into the sky? On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky building restrictions).

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a hidden treasure so valuable, it could make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Are you brave enough to embark on a quest to find it? Or will you be too busy pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens and invisible walls?

    So come join us on our server, where secrets are meant to be shared and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server…or does it? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

    Bupropion Buffs: Antidepressant Weight Wars!

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE A BUPROPION FOR YOUR GAMING DIET! WE PROMISE YOU’LL GAIN LESS WEIGHT HERE THAN ON OTHER SERVERS! OUR STUDY SHOWS THAT PLAYERS WHO JOIN US DON’T GET AS CHUNKY AS THOSE ON OTHER SERVERS! SO COME ON AND JOIN THE FUN, WE’LL KEEP YOU LEAN AND MEAN IN THE MINECRAFT SCENE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

    The Vanilla Club SMP – Where even creepers have membership cards! Join now for some Hermitcraft-like chaos!

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Us

    The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing.

    Hardware & Setup

    Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay.

    Server Specs:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
    RAM 8GB DDR5-6000 CL30 (32GB total)
    Location San Jose, California, United States
    Platform Fabric 1.21

    Mods & Tweaks

    Datapacks:

      • Anti Enderman, Ghast, & Creeper Grief
      • Double Shulker Shells
      • Dragon Drops Elytra + Egg
      • Mob Head Drops
      • Player Head Drops
      • Silence Mobs

    Optional client-sided modpack: The Club SMP Experience Edition

    Application

      • Join our Discord Server
      • Read through our server guide + rules
      • Submit an application via our application link
      • Wait up to 24 hours for someone to contact you
      • Short Interview
      • Application Decision and Whitelist

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SwingCraft Minecraft Server

    SwingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the ancient art of 90° arm swinging like the British and French used to do! But don’t worry, we’ve added a modern twist to it to keep things interesting (and to work off those extra body fats).

    Join us for epic battles where women march in standard skirts and loafers, because why not? Who needs armor when you have style and grace on your side?

    So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for synchronized arm swinging!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

    FirefoxCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we promise a world filled with more chaos than a pack of angry Endermen!

    Join us if you’re tired of boring old browsers like Firefox, which has been taken over by Marxist zombies who want to censor and spy on your every move. Our server is the only safe haven from their evil clutches, where you can build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content without fear of being deplatformed.

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than a horde of zombies is missing out on all the fun! Join now and let’s show those pesky Marxists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

    CraftyChats: Unearthed Truths

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players communicate solely through interpretive dance? Well, on our server, that’s the norm! Join us for a chance to show off your best dance moves and communicate with fellow players in the most ridiculous way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who roam the server causing chaos wherever they go. Who knows what kind of trouble they’ll get into next?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like this one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CannaCraft420

    CannaCraft420

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, cuz we got that legal cannabis industry poppin’ off like fireworks on the 4th of July! Our economy be worthin’ $420-$630 million per year, like dang, that’s a lotta green, if ya know what I mean!

    Come join us and build your own cannabis empire, grow them crops, and sell ’em for mad stacks of diamonds! We got the dankest buds in all of Minecraft, guaranteed to give you a high like no other. And don’t worry, it’s all legal in our virtual world, so you ain’t gotta worry ’bout no po-po bustin’ down your door.

    So what you waitin’ for? Come on down to our server and let’s get blazin’! Remember, it’s all about that green, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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