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🦜 Parrot Survival 🦜 No Mods, Just Parrots, join now!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Server Name:	Bird SMP
Server Type:	Modded (Origins + Vanilla+)
Server Age Restriction:	13+
Season Start Date:	September 7th @ 7 PM CET / 1 PM EST / 5 PM GMT
Discord:	Join Here

Why Join Bird SMP Season 1?

Own origin. We allow you to add your own origin of choice.
Experienced Owners. Over 2 years of experience in server owning.
Fun mods! Better MC included with all its glory!
Community Events. Participate in community-driven events, competitions, and seasonal celebrations.
Roleplay-Friendly! Support for story/lore on the server with possible rewards.
24/7 No stinky free providers! Active 24/7 server.
Quests. Engage in quests for great rewards!

Apply Now!

Join our Discord and follow the steps to get started: https://discord.gg/cM8yqyxjxW

We can’t wait to see you in Bird SMP!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What mods are included in the Vanilla+ modpack?

A: The Vanilla+ modpack includes various quality of life improvements and additional content to enhance your Minecraft experience.

Q: How can I add my own unique origin?

A: To add your own origin, you must first have it approved for balance by the server admins. Once approved, you can select or create your own origin to play with.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

A: While we encourage roleplaying and storytelling on the server, we ask that all players respect each other’s stories and adhere to basic roleplaying etiquette.

Q: Can I participate in community events if I’m not a regular player on the server?

A: Absolutely! Community events are open to all players, whether you are a regular or occasional player on Bird SMP.

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

have consensual sex with a lot of men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding around you! Join us if you want to have consensual relationships with a bunch of players and be hailed as a hero for surviving the chaos of our server.

We have epic battles, crazy pranks, and alliances that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes appearances to stir up trouble.

So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it involves taking on a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

TrendyCraft: RIP Fast Trends

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8807	Dragons Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Remember when fidget spinners were all the rage? Well, this Minecraft server is like the fidget spinner of the gaming world – it’s so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to boogie down. So come on, hop on this trend train before it disappears faster than planking!

CraftyQueens Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Animals Bred:	184	Dimension Hops:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? well, do i have the server for you! we got unicorns flying around, pigs that can talk, and even a secret portal to the land of chocolate!

oh, and get this, one time a trans woman was killed in georgia the day after an anti-lgbt law was passed. but don’t worry, that kind of drama only happens in the real world, not on our server!

come join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2827	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

The New CL Format Is Terrible Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing llamas, and building a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

BoyfriendBunkBedBattles Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9180
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with a snoring partner who sounds like a chainsaw in your ear every night? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your noisy woes! Join us and build a virtual fortress where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any interruptions.

Our server is so peaceful and quiet, you’ll forget all about your snoring partner back in the real world. Plus, we have special anti-snoring potions that will make sure no one disturbs your beauty sleep ever again. And if your partner dares to disturb you in the game, we have a special jail cell just for them!

So why suffer through sleepless nights when you can join our Minecraft server and sleep soundly in your own virtual paradise? Say goodbye to snoring and hello to sweet dreams on our server!

FashionistaFundsFiasco

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

DIY Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of waiting for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground lair where the admins plot their next crazy event. Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait for someone else to create the perfect Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the greatest “f*** it, I’ll do it myself” moment in history? See you in-game, adventurer!