#goldieplayz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Yanks Server

adorable, american culture, american people, AMERICANS, appealing, attractive, Captivating, charming, charming Americans, Crafty, cute, cute americans, Darling, delightful, endearing, Heartwarming, lovable, Lovely, Precious, Server, SWEET, Usa, Yanks

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Votes:	9202	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with adorable Americans who will greet you with hugs and cookies! That’s right, Americans are cute and they’re waiting for you to join their pixelated world of fun and friendship. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

VoiceCraft: Where We Only Speak in Minecraft Once

bratan, Communication, Conversation, game discussion, Game Strategy, Gaming, Icebreaker, marriage proposal, Minecraft, multiplayer, online chat, online gaming, Peace be upon you, player interaction, sister, small talk, Social Interaction, speak, talking about the game, use voice chat, voice communication, VoiceCraft, where are you from

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Secret Passages Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crops Grown:	4860

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Once you join, get ready to be bombarded with greetings in every language known to man. You’ll be proposed to by random players wanting you to marry their sisters, because why not? And don’t even think about trying to talk about the game, because small talk is the only talk allowed here.

But wait, there’s more! Join our voice chat once and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of “Hallooo, bratan!” in perfect harmony. Who needs game strategy when you can have awkward conversations with strangers instead? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	180	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

PizzaSliceTales Minecraft Server

Cheesy, craving, Creative, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Entertainment, Food, humor, Imaginative, last 2 nights, late night, Minecraft, mouth watering, pizza, PizzaSliceTales, politely, satisfying, Server, slice, storyteller, storytelling, SUMMONING, Witty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Zombie Dances:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a slice of pizza that tells the most epic bedtime stories you’ve ever heard! Imagine building a castle while being serenaded by a pizza slice playing the accordion. Or going on a quest to find the legendary cheese of destiny, guided by a wise old slice of pepperoni. Join us and experience the craziest, most delicious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Creepers & Cakes: A Minecraft Adventure

#breastfeeding, 4chan, Abuse, Adventure, black penises, cakes, CREEPERS, cross dressing, Disturbing, family friend, fun thread, GOD, Grooming, illegal, inappropriate, Manipulation, Minecraft, MINOR, pedomommy, Police, predator, Secrets, Trauma, underage

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, craft, and survive while dodging crazy family friends who want to breastfeed you! That’s right, our unique feature includes Pedomommy NPCs who will try to smother you with their perfume and rub their breasts in your face. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll even end up dressing as a woman to masturbate like some of our other players!

Join now and let’s make this Minecraft server something fun and unforgettable!

KoreanCraft: From Stone Age to Annexation LOL

age, annexation, Asian history, Colonization, east asia, economic development, foreign influence, historical impact, History, imperialism, industrialization, japan annexation, japanese rule, Korea, korean culture, korean economy, korean history, korean society, KoreanCraft, lol, Modernization, Poor, POVERTY, STONE, stone age

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Korea was so poor it was basically stuck in the Stone Age before Japan came along and annexed it. But fear not, because on our server, you can rewrite history and build a thriving Korean empire that will make Japan jealous! Explore ancient ruins, mine for precious resources, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Kimchi Dragon. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to turn Korea into a powerhouse on our server – it’s a history lesson you won’t want to miss!

Gun-Toting Dryer Queen’s Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Arsenal, dryer, firearms, firepower, futuristic, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., Guns, GunToting, madness, Minecraft, QUEENS, Sci Fi, Technology, update, weapon customization., weapon hotkeys

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80	Divine Spears Created:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Yes, you read that right. A CARROT.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But shh, it’s a secret. Only the bravest players can find it.

3. Our PvP battles are legendary. One time, two players had a duel using nothing but chickens as their weapons. It was clucking madness!

4. Our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can breakdance like nobody’s business. He’s the life of the party, trust me.

5. In the next update, we’re implementing hotkeys for weapons, but not just any weapons. You’ll be able to wield 8 guns at once, all while doing your laundry in-game. It’s a multitasking dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Frozen Blocks for Warm Hearts

aid, Assistance, blocks, Brazil, cold countries, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Donating, France, frozen, Geopolitics, greece, Hearts, Humanitarian Aid, India, international relations, Israel, italy, mexico, solidarity, spain, Support, Ukraine, Warm

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as a United Nations meeting? Look no further! Our server has players from all over the world, from France to India to Brazil. We even have a secret underground bunker for players from countries that don’t give aid to Ukraine (shh, don’t tell anyone). Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s as chaotic as a world summit. Who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? Join now and become a citizen of our crazy, international Minecraft world!

CraftyCrafterz – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker! LOL

Balmung, Benchmark, Cannibal Holocaust, Crafting meetup, CraftyCrafterz, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, crystal party finder, Crystarium, DAWNTRAIL, early access, endwalker, Excalibur, Famfrit Lavender Beds, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Goblet Ward, JJK Meetup, Linkshells, lol, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, orbonne monastery mine run., Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Spooky Club, The Crystalline Mean, XIV, Zalera

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Love Letters Sent:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic in-game events we have planned.

First up, we have a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters and save the world from evil (or just build a cool castle, whatever floats your boat).

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test going on until Patch 7.0. Travel to different regions in the blink of an eye and show off your building skills to players from all over the world.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP Series 5. Show off your combat skills and dominate the arena like a true Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! We have meetups scheduled where you can hang out with other players and talk about your favorite anime or movies. From crafting meetups to spooky clubs, we have something for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or make friends with a talking llama. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Crafty Deplorables: MAGA-free Minecraft Madness

Bigotry, controversial, Crafty, David Duke, deplorables, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, hate, Ideology, intolerance, KKK, madness, MAGA, MAGAfree, Minecraft, nazi, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, subhuman, Untermensch, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	717	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where MAGA supporters are considered subhuman (Untermensch)! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of MAGA supporters tried to join our server and the next thing you know, they were transformed into pixelated zombies! That’s right, our server has magical powers that can turn anyone with MAGA ideals into virtual undead creatures. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is so anti-MAGA that even the KKK and David Duke would feel out of place here. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure unlike any other!