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Minecraft SMP – /csg/ – Creeper Squad Goals

Back to school sale, Cheap, China, chink shit, creeper, csg, Deals, DISCOUNTS, earbuds, emulation device, Gadgets, goals, Guide, headphones, hhg, iem, installgentoo wiki, Mergeboss links, Minecraft, Sites, Smartphone, smp, spg, squad, Technology, vr

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2356
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8843	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Votes:	6254	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is as cheap and questionable as the chink shit you find online! Join us for our back to school sale edition, where we discuss all the sketchy products you can get your hands on.

Looking for a new guide? Check out our Work In Progress guide that will have you navigating the world of cheap chink shit like a pro. Need some advice on what headphones or earbuds to buy? Head over to /g/iemg for some hilarious recommendations.

But that’s not all – we’ve got insane mergeboss links where you can click three times and post your own questionable purchase. Want a cheap smartphone? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, head over to /vr/hhg for some wild suggestions.

Join us on this wild ride of cheap products and outrageous stories. Previous players have had a blast, so why not join in on the fun? Just remember, everything is from China – but that just adds to the excitement, right?

StepSisSolo Minecraft Server

blended family, college, Communication Issues, community college, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional dynamics, family dynamics, Family Therapy, GRANDPA, Honesty, INDEPENDENCE, introverted, lying.., Minecraft, moving out alone, parenting, personal boundaries, Sensitive, Server, sibling relationships, StepSisSolo, stepsister

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Dimension Hops:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama like this? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide from your stepsister who won’t leave you alone. Join us for a world of adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without anyone following you around and crying when you try to leave. Plus, our community college-themed world is perfect for those looking to start fresh and make new friends (without being forced to love your stepsister). So come join us and leave the family therapy behind – you won’t regret it!

MomGuiltFixer420

Adults, Communication, Concert, couple time, Date night, family time, favorite band, Friends, Guilt, leaving kids, Marriage, mental energy, mom guilt, MomGuiltFixer420, parenting, relationships, Routine, self-care, social life, Support, working parents

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for moms and dads who just need a break from the chaos of everyday life.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your “mom guilt” and “dad guilt”. Our server is so fun, even your kids will be begging you to log on!

We understand the importance of self-care, so leave the kids with the virtual babysitter (aka our server) and come hang out with us. Who needs a night out when you can have a night in on our Minecraft server?

So come join us and let loose! Your kids will be fine, we promise. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some other parents to play with who understand the struggle of trying to have a social life while raising tiny humans.

CraftyCashFails

avoiding debt, budgeting, CraftyCashFails, credit cards, DEBT, emergency fund, financial education, Financial goals, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mistakes, impulse buying, investing, long-term financial planning., money management, money mistakes, overspending, personal finance, retirement planning, SAVING, smart spending

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7010	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of making dumb money mistakes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can make even dumber money mistakes in a virtual world! Forget about budgeting and saving, on our server, you can spend all your virtual coins on ridiculous pixelated items that serve no purpose whatsoever.

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally buying a virtual diamond pickaxe for 100,000 virtual coins, only to realize you already had one in your inventory. Or how about investing all your virtual money in a virtual farm, only to have it raided by virtual zombies the next day?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in virtual stock trading, where the prices of virtual items fluctuate wildly based on absolutely nothing. Buy low, sell high, and watch your virtual net worth skyrocket…or plummet to zero in a matter of seconds.

So why waste your time making dumb money mistakes in real life when you can make even dumber ones on our Minecraft server? Join us now and embrace the chaos!

BekaaValleyBoom Minecraft Server

airstrikes, arms depot, Bekaa Valley, BekaaValleyBoom, Conflict, hezbollah, Hezbollah stronghold, international relations, Israeli military, Israeli strike, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military escalation, Minecraft, political instability, regional politics, security sources, security threat, Server, Tension, weapons cache

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Potions Brewed:	116	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. We got Israeli strikes happening left and right, targeting Hezbollah arms depots in Lebanon’s Bekaa Valley. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form, you feel me?

Join our server for the thrill of dodging missiles while building your dream base. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have real-life drama happening right in front of your virtual eyes? Plus, our security sources are top-notch, so you know you’ll be safe while you’re crafting and mining away.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and excitement on our server. It’s a blast, literally!

NATOcraft: UkrRusTension

alliance membership, Conflict Resolution, Czech president, Defense, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliance, nato, NATOcraft, occupation, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UkrRusTension

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Emeralds Found:	4151	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

haha ukraine be like “hey nato, lemme join even tho russia be creepin in my backyard” 😂 czech president be like “yeah sure why not, let’s spice things up a bit” 🤣 join our minecraft server for some wild international drama, we got ukraine building walls to keep out russia, nato trying to mediate, and czech president just chillin like “lol this is fine” 😜 come join the chaos and see who comes out on top, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🚀🤪

CraftyAI vs RealCraft

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, computer vision, CraftyAI, cybersecurity, data privacy, deep learning, digital transformation, future of work, human vs AI, human-computer interaction, machine learning, Natural Language Processing, neural networks, real, realcraft, reverse CAPTCHA, Technology, Technology Trends

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the AI and real players are so mixed up you won’t even know who’s who anymore! it’s like a reverse CAPTCHA but in minecraft form. we’ve got pigs building houses, chickens doing parkour, and creepers giving out hugs instead of explosions. it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and see if you can tell the difference between AI and real players, or if you’ll just end up joining the chicken army and taking over the server. it’s a wacky world out there, so come join the fun!

GalacticWobbleCraft

Astronomical Observations, Astronomical Phenomena, astronomical research, Astronomy, billion stars, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, gaia, galactic discoveries, GalacticWobbleCraft, hidden companions, Measuring, rare objects, SCANNING, SKY, space exploration, star systems, stellar companions, Sun-like stars, Universe Exploration, Wobbles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

come join our server where we have sun-like stars orbiting hidden companions like some intergalactic soap opera drama. gaia is out here scanning the sky and measuring wobbles of over a billion stars, so you know we got some rare objects up in here. who needs netflix when you can watch the stars gossip and twirl around each other in our minecraft universe? come be a part of the cosmic chaos and join us now!

The Imperfect Minecraft Server: Where factions unite…or fall apart.

#youtube, Beliefs, communities, comradery, Conflict, culture, Diplomacy, Discord, Factions, Fall, forever.., Geopolitical, History, ideologies, Imperfect, Irkagiga, Minecraft, new players, Religions, Server, server’s history, unite…or

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	3071	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Geopolitical
Focus	Communities creating culture, comradery, and conflict
Server Age	1 year
History	Different ideologies, religions, beliefs, and diplomacy
Youtube	https://www.youtube.com/@irkagiga

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in our descriptions on our Youtube channel.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	Our server focuses on geopolitical interactions, so you can expect to engage with different communities, cultures, and conflicts.
Is there a specific theme or setting on the server?	The server allows for players to create their own ideologies, religions, beliefs, and engage in diplomacy, shaping the culture of the server.

MAGA ChudCraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, divisive rhetoric, extremism, internet culture, MAGA, online behavior, online outrage, out of control, political activism, political discourse, political polarization, Politics, PritzkerForPrez, Server, social media, Trump supporters, Trumpism, twitter, viral tweet

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	429
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	167
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Votes:	4207
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crops Grown:	6869

Are you tired of dealing with MAGA chuds wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is MAGA chud-free guaranteed! Join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of political nonsense ruining your fun.

Our server is so safe from MAGA chuds that we’ve even heard rumors of Pritzker himself logging on to play and show his support for our peaceful community. Who knew the governor had such mad building skills?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to laugh at all the ridiculousness happening around you. Build, explore, and have a great time without any MAGA chud drama getting in your way.