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GoldenAgeInternet SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	153	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
New Chunks Explored:	660205	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Animals Bred:	23
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the golden age of the internet, but in Minecraft form! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and secret underground societies. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the internet’s golden age like never before!

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3752
Dimension Hops:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Animals Bred:	185	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Villages Defended:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	168	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	719958
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?

Melting Iceberg Madness

arctic ice, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental catastrophe, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland Ice Sheet, ice loss, ice melt, iceberg, madness, melting, melting ice, ocean levels, polar ice caps, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Towns Built:	6

join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!

AlexandriaSMP

admin team, AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, Builds, Challenges, Community, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Fun, Interaction, landscapes, Minecraft, player-driven, Players, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, Voting, world generation

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Farms Harvested:	910
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced Admin Team	Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System	No need for land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

A: Visit our website or join our Discord to get started.

Q: Is there an age requirement to play on the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join AlexandriaSMP.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to. They can be found on our website or Discord server.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

CarCraft Rate 1.20.3

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	54444
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	113
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Bro, forget about cars, come join this Minecraft server where you can build the sickest rides ever!

We got creepers that explode like nitrous, Endermen that teleport like fast cars, and villagers that trade like shady used car salesmen.

Join us if you want to pimp out your Minecraft ride with diamond rims, obsidian spoilers, and redstone-powered engines that go vroom vroom.

Forget about horsepower, on this server, we measure speed in blocks per second!

So if you want to race against other players in custom-built tracks or just cruise around in style, this is the place for you.

Don’t be a noob, join us now and show off your epic Minecraft car creations!

CraftyFamBrothers

blended family, Communication, CraftyFamBrothers, DAUGHTER, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, forgiveness, grief and loss, legal custody, loss of a parent, ORPHAN, parenting, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Stepbrother, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, stepmother, stepson

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Farms Harvested:	808
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mines Excavated:	2562
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft without any step-sibling rivalry getting in your way!

Join our server and leave behind the drama of siblings who can’t get along. Our community is filled with players who will never argue about who gets the last diamond or hog the best mining spots.

Don’t let family tension ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind. Plus, who needs siblings when you can have virtual friends who will never argue about whose turn it is to use the enchantment table?

So come on over to our server and leave the family drama at the door. Because here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest materials. Join now and say goodbye to step-sibling drama forever!

NoHugs4U Minecraft SMP

arrogance, characteristics, dishonesty, Friends, friendship, Incompatible, insensitivity, judgmental, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissism, NEGATIVE, NoHugs4U, passive aggressive, people, Personality, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, toxic traits, Traits, Unfriendly

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	33	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	1170
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

OMG, so, like, if you can’t handle someone who builds their house out of dirt and calls it a mansion, then you can’t hang with us! We’re all about that dirt life, baby! And if you can’t handle someone who only communicates in chicken noises, then you better cluck off, because that’s how we roll here. Plus, if you can’t handle someone who insists on wearing a pumpkin on their head at all times because they think it gives them superpowers, then you’re missing out on all the fun! So, like, if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and building the most ridiculous structures you can think of, then you gotta join our server! It’s a total blast, and we promise you’ll never be bored with us around. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get weird together!