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82 years young Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	3003
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerCraft: Endgame Edition

age, BoomerCraft, Edition, Endgame, Equivalent, Financial Security, golden years, Levels, life stages, long-term planning, Real Life, Retirement, retirement benefits, Retirement challenges, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, Retirement milestones, retirement planning, retirement savings, senior citizens, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Love Letters Sent:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

are you tired of being a n00b in minecraft? are you ready to level up and become a LEGEND? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be!

we got dragons that poop diamonds, villagers that breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

join us and you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

retirement age is for losers, come join us and become a minecraft GOD!

NoobMaster69Craft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

ISupportISIS22-France-USAttack

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our lit Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for ya! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and monsters. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the FBI is keeping an eye on us. Rumor has it that our players are so skilled, they could take down a whole football stadium with just a pickaxe and some TNT. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making!

Auto Drive Craft Fun

Artificial Intelligence, Auto, Automation, autonomous vehicles, comparison, convenience, Craft, DRIVE, Driving, efficiency, Evolution, Fun, Future, innovation, Mobility, progress, robotics, Safety, segways, self driving cars, Technology, Transportation, trends, Walking

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

are you tired of walking like a peasant? do you want to ride in style like a boss? then join our epic minecraft server where you can ride around on segways like a true king! forget about boring old horses or minecarts, segways are the way to go in this crazy world of blocks and creepers.

imagine cruising through the pixelated landscape, turning heads and making all the other players jealous of your sweet ride. you’ll be the envy of the server, the coolest cat in town.

so why wait? join now and start segwaying your way to victory! who needs self driving cars when you have self balancing scooters in minecraft? come on, you know you want to.

SkyArch

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to SkyArch, a Minecraft server where you can create/join teams, claim land, open crates, Our server offers crossplay, a PvP arena, voice chat, and much more.

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Blocky Boob Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the wild and wacky world of fembot boob raiding! Join us for the chance to conquer and loot fembot villages, where the chests are filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, fembot boobs!

But be warned, these fembots are not your average NPCs – they are equipped with advanced AI that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim victory and reap the rewards of their conquests.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server. Who knew that raiding fembot boobs could be so exhilarating and rewarding? Join us now and see for yourself!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	113	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Love Letters Sent:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ores Mined:	3410	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9070

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

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