Golden Years MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

60YearOldMinecraftSMP

long-term planning, Elderly, Future, vision for the future, aspirations

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the most epic server ever, like you won’t believe the crazy stuff that happens here. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with diamond swords and stuff. And then another time, we all turned into llamas for a day and had to navigate through a maze of cacti to find the cure. It was wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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82 years young Minecraft SMP

Years, advanced age, smp, Minecraft, Aging population

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by an 82-year-old grandma who kicks butt in PvP and builds the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, secret underground lairs filled with cake, and a community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime on this server!

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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

senior discounts, golden years, Self Discovery, goals, RETIREMENT PLANS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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BoomerCraft: Endgame Edition

video games, Levels, Endgame, Equivalent, Real Life

are you tired of being a n00b in minecraft? are you ready to level up and become a LEGEND? well, look no further cuz our server is the place to be!

we got dragons that poop diamonds, villagers that breakdance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

join us and you’ll be able to ride a pig into battle, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and fight a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

retirement age is for losers, come join us and become a minecraft GOD!

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RatDevalKetMC

Psychological Sciences, RatDevalKetMC, Rats, Kansas State University, study

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server out there, then this is the place for you! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret.

According to a totally legit study from some fancy university, it turns out that neither amphetamine nor sub-anesthetic ketamine treatment during adolescence impairs devaluation in rats tested during adulthood. And you know what that means? It means our Minecraft server is rat-approved! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that even rodents are giving it two paws up.

So, if you wanna be part of a server that’s not only fun but also scientifically proven to be rat-friendly, then hop on board! Who knows, maybe you’ll even make some rodent friends along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

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Welcome to The Most Average Minecraft Server Around, PlaceMC 1.20.2 SMP

Minecraft, apply, Server, gameplay, Vanilla

PlaceMC Overview

Version	1.20.2
Server Type	Survival multiplayer
Unique Features	Custom plugins, unique structures, LGBTQ+ friendly community
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/JpkaB82UxA
Server IP	placemc.my.pebble.host (Whitelisted, join Discord to apply)

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelisted. You need to join the Discord server to apply.
What makes PlaceMC unique?	PlaceMC has custom plugins and structures created by the community.
Is the community LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, PlaceMC prides itself on being an inclusive and welcoming community.

WagieCraft Minecraft Server

fireworks, consumerism, work, Minecraft, WagieCraft

Are you tired of boring old fireworks on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a wagie slave job cycle that is absolutely necessary for you to consume and simp for our pets! Who needs flashy fireworks when you can be working tirelessly for the benefit of our adorable virtual companions? Join us now for a truly unique and ridiculous gaming experience!

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MullyCraft Minecraft Server

new experiences, comfort zone, staycation, Hidden Gem, Rural life

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll never want to leave (just like someone who has never left Mullumbimby). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they’ll be in for a wild ride.

We have secret underground caves filled with diamonds, but watch out for the zombie disco party that happens every night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without falling off.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs to leave Mullumbimby when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

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CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

Haunting, Scary, strange, unexplained, Minecraft

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly felt like someone was watching you? Well, on our server, that feeling is just the beginning of the fun! Join us for a chance to encounter the spookiest mobs, like zombie villagers doing the Thriller dance and skeletons wearing top hats. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary haunted mansion where the ghosts throw a never-ending party. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the creepiest Minecraft experience of your life!

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CheaterCraft: Revenge Time!

HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Confrontation, relationship problems, Revenge

Are you tired of dealing with cheaters in your relationships? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your cheating frustrations in a virtual world where anything is possible. Build a giant statue of your ex-partner and blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps to trap any potential cheaters. The possibilities are endless on our server, where revenge is best served blocky. Join now and let the cathartic healing begin!

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