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GazaCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian authority, Palestinian militants, RETALIATION, Rockets, security measures, Server, Tanks, violence, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Farms Harvested:	595

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more explosions than palestinian militants firing rockets into israel and more action than tanks advancing in gaza! build your own fortress and defend it against crazy mobs and other players!

we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden traps that will keep you on your toes! our community is as tight-knit as a bomb shelter during a missile strike, so you’ll never feel alone in this crazy world!

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?!

TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	510
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3004
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Votes:	8256
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Farms Harvested:	744
Secret Passages Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Votes:	9429
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!