Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly herd of dancing llamas who will guide you through our majestic pixelated land. Our spawn point is a giant Taj Mahal made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not?
But that’s not all – our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when you defeat them in battle. And if you manage to find the hidden temple of the mystical curry gods, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of stampeding elephants to ride into battle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for the creepers wearing turbans – they’re known to explode in a shower of glitter and rainbows!
YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.
ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.
OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.
SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!
so, like, ukraine is all like "yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**" and russia is all like "oh no u didn’t" and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!
we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.
come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.
join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).
so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!
our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!
| Key Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Server Type | No-griefing economy SMP |
| Pay-to-win Store | 0% pay-to-win store (verify at here) |
| Established | October 2018 |
| World Features | – Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here |
| Additional Features | – Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport |
A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.
A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.
A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.
A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.
A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.
We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.
But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.
So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!
Imagine building your own virtual shrine dedicated to your favorite indie vtuber, complete with fan art, fanfiction, and even audios that will make you blush. And guess what? The vtubers themselves are invited to join in on the fun!
In our last thread, things got so wild that even the creepers blushed. So come join us on this insane adventure and let’s see just how far we can push the boundaries of Minecraft!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.
Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of their absentee father out of diamond blocks. Every time they logged on, they would punch the statue in frustration, but it never broke – just like their dad’s promises. It became a symbol of resilience and determination, and the player eventually built a whole city around it, dedicated to all the things their dad missed in their life.
So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can build your own symbolic statues, create your own crazy stories, and never have to worry about missing out on the fun. And hey, maybe one day your dad will log on too and finally see what he’s been missing!
