Golden time episode 1 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

Be me, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Curiosity, DATING, decision, Diversity, Experience, Exploration, Filipino, Girlfriend, GRINDR, gtbe, hook up, Lgbt, Machine, pixelated, Proposal, relationship, text, Threesome, Time, trannies, year

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Towns Built:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

addiction, cigarettes, coping mechanism, depression, diet, emotional distress, fast food, fast food addiction, harmful behaviors, harmful habits, McDonalds, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, self harm, self-destructive behavior, Server, smoking, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, banner, Deception, Discord, donation, FLOXMC, free, GIF, Goodies, group, Ip:, Lazy, Minecraft, Modes, play.floxmc.ru, Server, Top, Website

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

play.floxmc.ru

Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

annual event, celebration, community event, Event, FESTIVAL, madness, Minecraft, PALS, PICOLO DAY, PICOLO DAY annual event., PICOLO DAY celebration, PICOLO DAY community event, PICOLO DAY event, PICOLO DAY festival, PIXEL

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

bbw, big, big girls, blocks, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, CHUBBY, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy, desensitized, disgustingly beautiful, extreme weight gain, fat, lard filled, MinecraftMadness, obese, overweight, Players, plus size, self love, SSBBW, super size, thicc, USSBBW

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

age, BUILD, Claim, Community, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Features, gameplay, Griefing, Hug, java, Minecraft, misunderstood, Players, Plugins, redstoner, Server, smp, Snapshot, Souls, Space, Staff, UnitedCrafters, Version

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.

Blocky Loli Party

blocky, Loli, long trail tags, Party, Thread

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are cute and the players are even cuter! Join us on our loli thread for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep and dancing pandas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted carrot. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a magical unicorn with the ability to fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

So come on down to our loli thread and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look innocent, but they’re actually plotting world domination.

BeanCraft: Where beans on toast is the only currency!

Beancraft, Beans, Breakfast, British cuisine, carb overload, comfort food, comfort meal, Currency, DELICIOUS, Excessive, Filling, Food, guilty pleasure, Hearty, indulgence, overindulgence, satisfying, Savory, toast, too much, Unhealthy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	885	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their basic builds and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most bean-tastic place to be!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, there’s too much beans on toast! That’s right, every corner you turn, every block you break, you’ll be greeted with the delicious aroma of baked beans and buttery toast. It’s a culinary delight for your virtual taste buds!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Bean Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and spreading joy (and beans) wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to stop their bean-filled antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where beans on toast reign supreme and anything is possible. Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Curry Crew

belonging, bros, brotherhood, Challenges, Community, coping, Crafty, CREW, culture, curry, Desi, diaspora, emotional well being, family, friendship, Identity, mental health, relationships, resilience, self-care, South Asian, Support, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Magic Items Found:	6526	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate desi bro paradise! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Bollywood dance party breaks out in the caves! And don’t even get us started on the epic tandoori chicken battles that happen every Friday night. Plus, our custom-built Taj Mahal spawn point will make you feel like royalty every time you log on. So come join us and see how desi bros cope with the craziness of Minecraft!