golden retriever – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

DoggyDineOut Minecraft Server
animal phobia, breakfast outing, child safety, customer confrontation, customer rights, customer satisfaction, customer service, dog barking, dog behavior, dog owner attitude, DoggyDineOut, emotional support animals, family outing, fear of dogs, golden retriever, Manners, Minecraft, parenting, pet owner responsibility, public spaces, restaurant etiquette, Server, throwing a fit
🌟🔥🎮 JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER FOR THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURES EVER! 🎮🔥🌟
🐶🚫 Tired of rude dog owners ruining your breakfast plans? Come to our server where there are NO golden retrievers allowed at the hostess stand! We promise no barking dogs will make your kids cry here! 🚫🐶
🤯😱 One time, a player’s daughter was scared of a virtual dog in our server and the owner snapped at them to shut their kid up! Can you believe the nerve?! But don’t worry, we kicked that player out faster than you can say “inconsiderate bitch”! 😱🤯
🚀🌈 So join us now for a wild ride of crazy encounters and outrageous drama! Who needs breakfast when you can have all this excitement in our Minecraft world? 🌈🚀
👾🔥 Don’t be an asshole like that dog owner, come play with us and have a blast! See you in the game, where the only thing barking is our friendly virtual wolves! 🔥👾

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New Server IP
WeddingWoofNoNo
Allergies, compromise, dog, exception, family, golden retriever, no-pets event, parents, pet-friendly, Rigid, rules, selfish, sister, Venue, Wedding, wedding day, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding planning, WeddingWoofNoNo
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict no-pets policy just like this bride’s wedding! We don’t want any pesky animals ruining the fun, especially if your fiancé has mild dog allergies. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual pets you can tame and befriend in the game!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any furry distractions. Who needs a golden retriever at a wedding when you can have a virtual dragon as your loyal companion in Minecraft?
Don’t be like this bride’s sister and throw a tantrum over not being able to bring her dog. Instead, come join our server and let your creativity run wild without any pet-related drama. Plus, we promise there won’t be any dog hair to trigger your allergies in our pixelated paradise!
So come on over and join us for a dog-free, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that won’t cause any family feuds?

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NoStupidDogNames Minecraft Server
Asshole, Bitch, Cats, christmas gift, COLLAR, Comical, dog, freedom, golden retriever, MARRIED, Minecraft, name.., neighbor’s kids, NoStupidDogNames, not letting, puppy, reddit, Retriever puppy, Server, stupid, Vets, video game, Wife
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like naming your dog “Bitch”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the drama of deciding on a questionable name for your furry friend.
Explore our virtual world with your own unique username, whether it’s “Bitch’sOwner” or “CatLover32”. Build your own virtual pet sanctuary and see how your cats Viktor and Warwick react to the new addition of a digital dog named Bitch.
Venture into our server and witness the hilarious conversations that unfold as you try to explain to the neighbor’s kids why your dog is named Bitch. Will you be able to navigate through the awkward encounters and come out unscathed?
So come on and join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s questionable naming choices). It’s a rollercoaster ride of laughs and surprises that you won’t want to miss out on!

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DoggoDilemmaCraft
abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!
Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?
Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PuppyPanicCraft
accident, accidental injury, Apology, emergency vet, friend’s dog, Friendly, game night, golden retriever, Guilt, hyper dog, minor injury, Panic, panic mode, perspective, PuppyPanicCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, second guessing, selfish, stepping on paw, vet visit, yelp
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of pet care? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize the well-being of all virtual animals!
Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally stepping on a pixelated dog’s paw and facing the moral dilemma of whether or not to rush them to the emergency vet in the middle of the night. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who prioritizes saving virtual coins over a virtual pet’s health?
Embark on epic quests to find the rarest pixelated vet items to heal your virtual pets, all while navigating the drama of virtual friendships and virtual guilt trips. Who knew virtual pet care could be so intense?
So, come join our server and show off your virtual pet care skills! And remember, in the world of Minecraft, every pixelated paw matters.

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New Server IP
HomeDepotPupper
Boundaries, child safety, Confrontation, dog owner, dog-friendly, Etiquette, golden retriever, Home Depot, Home Depot incident, HomeDepotPupper, Kid, leash, parenting, personal space, pet behavior, pet etiquette, public place, service dog, social norms, vest
Are you tired of getting chewed out by random strangers for protecting your child from “service dogs” at Home Depot? Then come join our Minecraft server where there are no pesky canines to bother you! Our server is completely dog-free, so you can mine and build in peace without worrying about any furry interruptions.
Join us and build your dream home without any unwanted sniffing or slobbering from uninvited service dogs. Don’t let anyone call you an asshole for protecting your child – on our server, you’re the hero! So leave the dog-friendly places behind and come join us for a dog-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew virtual construction could be so drama-free?

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PupCraftPlaydate
Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.
Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?
So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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New Server IP
SurpriseSnitchCraft
AITAH, anniversary, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, doubt, forgiveness, friendship, golden retriever, Insecurity, loyalty, passive aggressive, puppy, second guessing, secret, stress, Surprise, SurpriseSnitchCraft, Trust, Upset
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal, just like this story!
Imagine planning the perfect surprise for your best friend, only to have it all blow up in your face. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. Will you be the one causing chaos or the one caught in the middle of it all?
Experience the thrill of secret messages, passive-aggressive remarks, and a surprise gone wrong. Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the twists and turns of friendship and betrayal in the Minecraft world. Just remember, trust no one and always expect the unexpected. Welcome to the server where every day is a soap opera episode waiting to happen!

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New Server IP
PuppyPurge Minecraft Server
animal responsibility, anxiety, apartment living, barking dog, certified dog, college life, college town, first week, golden retriever, inhumane, lease agreement, Minecraft, no pets, pet agreement, pet ownership, pet policy, puppy, PuppyPurge, roommate, roommate conflict, roommates, Server, University
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?
Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.
So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

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DoggoHouse Minecraft Server
Apology, Border Collie, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, DoggoHouse, Dogs, golden retriever, house rules, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Neighborly, parenting, pet etiquette, pet manners, pet ownership, pet-friendly, pet-friendly homes, Playdate, playdate etiquette, Respect, Server, social norms
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bringing your dogs to drop off your kid is not only allowed, but encouraged! We love furry friends here and believe they add a special touch to any playdate.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your border collie and golden retriever along for the ride. Our server is filled with dog-friendly activities, from digging up bones to chasing creepers away. Who needs coffee when you have a loyal canine companion by your side?
Don’t worry about asking for permission to bring your dogs, we welcome all furry friends with open arms (or paws). Our community is all about embracing the chaos and having a good time, so come join us for a howling good time!
So, if you’ve ever been scolded for bringing your dogs to a playdate, fear not! Join our server and let your pups roam free as you embark on epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, maybe your dogs will even become legendary heroes in the world of blocks and pixels!

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New Server IP
Killer State, Kidnapper Capture
abduction, AUTHORITY, Capture, crime, criminal, death penalty, enforcement, EXECUTION, Government, Homicide, Justice, Kidnapper, kill, Killer, law, law enforcement, Legal, legislation, punishment, State
So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. You can, like, kill killers and capture kidnappers, all in the name of justice and stuff. It’s like, a total free-for-all of law and order, but in a Minecraft world. Join us if you wanna be a vigilante hero or something, and, like, fight crime with blocks and swords. It’s gonna be epic, bro. So, like, come on and join us, and let’s bring justice to this crazy blocky world together.

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New Server IP
Pill Popper’s Playhouse
actions, birth control pill, competitive drive, contraceptive effects, contraceptive impact, female competitiveness, fertility, hormonal balance, hormonal contraceptives, hormonal fluctuations, hormonal regulation, interest in competition, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle effects, motivation, pill, playhouse, Poppers, reproductive health, women’s behavior, Women’s Health, women’s hormones, women’s psychology
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.
come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.
so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!

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New Server IP
Gym_aharh server minecraft
Anarchy, Antispam, Cheats, Cities, Gym_aharh, Minecraft, Plugins, Programs, Server, Starter Kit
Top server for cheats and anarchy a lot of plugins and interesting programs come in and play
Gym3339.aternos.me:13765

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New Server IP
Mico Metropolis 1.20.5
1.20.5, animal, Collab list, Compendium, Idol, metropolis, mico, Micomet, MiComet Compendium II, MOMENTS, Nakamaka, previous threads, scrap & build, songs, Spreadsheet, Submission form, sugar rush, Thread, アイドル, アニマル, シュガーラッシュ, なかま歌, 不知火建設
Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like a total rollercoaster of wackiness? It’s like joining a cult but with more creepers and less sacrifices.
Join us for a wild ride filled with miComet Moments Compendium Spreadsheet (discontinued) – because who needs logical organization when you can have chaos, am I right?
Submit your craziest ideas and creations to our spreadsheet (discontinued) – it’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, except the wall is made of diamonds.
Check out our MiComet Compendium II – it’s like the sequel to a movie that never should have had a sequel, but here we are, breaking all the rules.
And don’t forget to fill out our submission form – because who needs rules when you can have anarchy in block form?
Listen to our epic songs like 不知火建設 1st EP / scrap & build ! (Shiraken) – it’s like a musical journey through the minds of madmen, but in a good way.
Join our collab list and become part of the madness – it’s like being in a fever dream, but with more crafting and less existential dread.
Previous threads? Who needs ’em! We’re all about living in the moment and embracing the chaos. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)

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New Server IP
SisStopperCraft
birthday drama, codependency, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, emotional exhaustion, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, enmeshed relationship, family conflict, family dynamics, partner neglect, personal space, relationship priorities, relationship strain, self-care, sibling issues, sibling responsibilities, SisStopperCraft, toxic behavior
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience all the family drama and emotional rollercoasters you never knew you needed!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get thrown into a virtual soap opera. Your partner’s sister and her partner move in, bringing a whirlwind of chaos with them. From drunken fights to emotional breakdowns, this server has it all.
But wait, there’s more! Your partner becomes the designated therapist for his sister, leaving you feeling neglected and unappreciated. And on your birthday, instead of celebrating, you have to deal with passive-aggressive comments and gift envy. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
Join our server now and immerse yourself in the drama-filled world where boundaries are non-existent and emotional manipulation runs rampant. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a front-row seat to all the family dysfunction you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the star of your own Minecraft soap opera!

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New Server IP
SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon
bizarre pet, companion, Emotional support, emotional support animal, emotional well being, EmotionalSupportEnderdragon, Government decree, government intervention., government mandate, government regulation, impractical creature, mental health, outlandish pet, pet ownership, quirky companion, smp, strange pet, therapy animal, unconventional companion, unconventional pet, unique pet, unusual pet
Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro

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New Server IP
TrumpTakedownCraft
Assassination, attempted, Conspiracy, controversial, coverage, crime, failed attempt., investigation, Kid, kill, Media, Motive, News, Politics, president, public figure, secret service, SECURITY, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
#classified information, Alliance, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, Espionage, Five Eyes, foreign policy, global security, Government, intelligence group, intelligence sharing, International cooperation, international relations, Minecraft, national security, North America, Official, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, White House
omg can u believe it?? the white house is tryna kick canada outta the five eyes intelligence group like wtf is that even real?? but dont worry cuz u can escape the drama by joining our EPIC minecraft server where we have our own intelligence group called the Five Blocks!! we spy on creepers and zombies and make sure they dont cause any trouble in our blocky world. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks, so come join us before the white house tries to kick us out too lololol #BlockyIntelligence #CanadaDeservesBetter

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New Server IP
CraftyCanuckz
Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckz, Diplomacy, Espionage, Five Eyes Intelligence Alliance, foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, news18, North America, political tensions, security measures, Surveillance, trump, united states, White House
so like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “canada, you’re outta here!” and then the white house is like “yeah, get outta our intelligence alliance, eh?”
join our server for the most epic political drama you’ve ever seen in minecraft! watch as countries battle it out for power and dominance, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds.
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the craziness of our server. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next ruler of the minecraft world! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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New Server IP
Blinker Fluid Eye Drops Server
#Automotive, automotive humor, automotive myths, blinker, Blinker fluid, blinker fluid joke, blinker fluid myth, blinker fluid prank, car humor, car jokes, car maintenance, DROPS, Eye, eye care, eye drops, Fluid, humor tags, joke tags, maintenance humor, prank tags, Server, vehicle care, vehicle humor, vehicle myths
HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN’ ON LAME MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OURS ‘CAUSE WE GOT BLINKER FLUID THAT ACTUALLY WORKS AS EYE DROPS! IMAGINE HAVIN’ MOIST EYES WHILE BUILDIN’ UR DREAM HOUSE! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE PIGS RULE AND COWS DANCE LIKE NOBODY’S WATCHIN’! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YEEHAW!

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