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CraftyCash: Silly Spends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	2510	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Farms Harvested:	820

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

WarCraft Server: Defend Ukraine!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3741	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	142

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where US and European defense companies are setting up shop in Ukraine cuz why not?! We got tanks, helicopters, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with!

Join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through the chaos of war while building epic bases and battling it out with other players. Who needs peace when you can have this much excitement?!

So come on, join the madness and show off your building and fighting skills in the most intense Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world!

RedstoneRevolution

ai, Artificial Intelligence, China, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Disinformation, election security, foreign interference, global politics, influence, international relations, iran, Manipulation, Misinformation, political interference, Propaganda, RedstoneRevolution, Report, russia, Technology, US Election

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Buildings Constructed:	33
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russia, iran, and china are all fighting to influence the outcome of the US election using AI!! watch as they build massive redstone contraptions and unleash mobs of political propaganda on unsuspecting players. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next president of minecraftia! but beware, the creeper party is always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your chances of winning. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane election campaign ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels!

BlockyGenderBenders: Mine for Acceptance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s like a magical rainbow land where all da transgender and gender-diverse peeps can come together and be their fabulous selves! we got unicorns and glitter everywhere, it’s like a party in ur pants! plus, studies show dat being in a supportive community like dis can help reduce da risk of mental health issues and suicide. so come on over and let’s build some rainbows together! 🌈🦄 #FabulousMinecraftServer

Bleach Cour 3 Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Towns Built:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9423	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! With only 1 day left until the grand opening, the hype is real!

Join us tomorrow for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t believe us? Check out our preview video where you can see a llama riding a roller coaster while juggling diamonds – it’s wild!

So why should you join our server? Because we have unicorns that poop rainbows, a maze filled with zombie clowns, and a treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge newcomers to a dance-off.

Don’t miss out on the madness, join us tomorrow and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you there!

The Flipping SMP – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you dare to face off against a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a redstone factory. Our server is filled with wild adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera in the Nether.

But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

PetPanicCraft

Animals, axolotls, breeding, bunnies, Cats, Dogs, Food, Free Time, guinea pigs, hamsters, Mice, Mother, neglect, PetPanicCraft, Pets, refusing to help, RESPONSIBILITY, small house, SNAKE, Stable, Water

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	230	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible pet owners like the OP’s mom! Join us and escape the chaos of taking care of endless animals by immersing yourself in a world where you can build and create without the worry of cleaning up after bunnies or mice.

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape the real world drama and dive into a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. No more cleaning up after neglected pets, just pure Minecraft enjoyment!

So come join us and leave behind the madness of irresponsible pet owners. Build your dream world, explore new realms, and never worry about cleaning up bunny poop again! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a house full of neglected animals.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, the pigs have formed their own political party and are lobbying for equal rights with players? Join us and witness the epic battle between the Pig Party and the Chicken Coalition for control of the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and wackiest shenanigans on this server!

BaggageCraft2021

acceptance, baggage, BaggageCraft2021, Closure, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, forgiveness, healing, holding on, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving forward, moving on, past, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Release, self improvement, self-care

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	4096	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	6981
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Enchantments Applied:	147
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you still holding onto last year’s baggage like a Minecraft hoarder? Well, it’s time to let it go and join our server for some epic virtual therapy!

Our server is like a magical dumpster where you can toss all your past drama and build a new, drama-free life. We’ve got pixelated therapists ready to help you mine through your emotional blocks and craft a brighter future.

Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server disguised as a chicken to spread wisdom and good vibes. So why hold onto something so long when you can join us and let it go in the most hilarious and cathartic way possible? Let’s dig deep and craft a better tomorrow together!

Kherson Hunt Minecraft Server

armed conflict, civilian casualties, drone warfare, global security, human rights violations, Human safari, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian law, hunt, international law, international relations, Kherson, Kherson civilians, military drones, military intervention, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian drones, Server, targeted killings, ukraine conflict, Violent conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	New Chunks Explored:	908678
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	2105	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

are you BORED of the same old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have HUMAN SAFARI! yes, you heard that right. we have russian drones hunting down kherson civilians for your entertainment. watch as they run for their lives while you mine and build in peace. it’s like a real-life hunger games, but in minecraft! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and a chance to witness some crazy shenanigans. trust us, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the games begin!