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Golden Jew Minecraft Servers

  • Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

    Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 6549
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 66
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
    Star Shards Collected: 125 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

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  • CraftyLuxeMC

    CraftyLuxeMC
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 4156
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2113 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Dimension Hops: 14 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate luxury resort for all you former dirt hut dwellers out there!

    Join our server and experience the high life with diamond-studded dirt blocks, golden apple trees, and a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground treasure vault filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful of the lava traps and zombie guards!

    So why settle for a measly dirt hut when you can live like royalty on our server? Join now and start living the Minecraft high life!

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  • PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

    PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5158
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Potions Brewed: 106 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Chimeras Created: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

    but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

    oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • FNAF Craft Minecraft Server

    FNAF Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 3923
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a fluffy feathered cape. Will you challenge his rule and become the new ruler of the chicken kingdom?

    So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! Trust us, you won’t be saying “Wtf was this about?” once you’ve joined the fun!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

    Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6175
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

    In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

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  • CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server

    CrazyBabyNames Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 3525
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 21
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Ever wanted to escape the mundane reality of family feuds and sibling rivalries? Look no further, because on our server, you can dive headfirst into a world where naming disputes are settled with diamond swords and passive-aggressive comments are replaced with epic battles against Ender Dragons.

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who dared to name their virtual child after their in-game spouse, only to have their virtual sister-in-law steal the name for her own pixelated offspring. Will they be able to resolve this conflict in a peaceful manner, or will they resort to TNT cannons and lava traps to settle the score?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where naming rights are more valuable than diamonds, and where the only rule is to survive and thrive in the face of family drama. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family relationships.

    Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and unforgettable moments that will have you coming back for more. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with drama, suspense, and endless possibilities? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

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  • BlockyBoyfriendDrama

    BlockyBoyfriendDrama
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 3891
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 84 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Are you tired of waiting for your boyfriend to propose? Well, on our server, you can create your own dream wedding and walk down the aisle in style – no waiting required!

    Join us and let your imagination run wild as you build the wedding of your dreams, complete with a cake made entirely of diamonds and a guest list filled with friendly villagers.

    Who needs a reluctant boyfriend when you can have a whole community of players cheering you on as you say “I do” in front of a crowd of pixelated onlookers?

    So come on over to our server and say goodbye to relationship drama – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your carefully crafted wedding chapel. Let’s make love (and blocks) not war!

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  • MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP

    MisconceptionMadness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 3740
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Dimension Hops: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs! Don’t worry about building a boring old house, because on our server, you’ll be living in a floating castle made entirely of rainbow-colored wool.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and every night is a rave to remember. So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you there, if you dare!

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  • Blockheadz R Us

    Blockheadz R Us
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9712
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1760 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with players who have the personality of a creeper about to explode? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave your ugly attitude at the door. We have a strict no-griefer policy, because who needs that kind of negativity in their virtual life? Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So come on over and join us for some blocky fun – just leave your bad vibes behind!

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  • RoganCraft Minecraft Server

    RoganCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 8910
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 36
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just attacks each other? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Robert F. Kennedy Jr.! That’s right, the man who cleaned up the East River is now cleaning up the Minecraft world with his environmental expertise.

    Join our server and experience a whole new level of intelligence and reason. No more mindless attacks on other players, only thoughtful discussions about actions and ideas. Plus, you never know when Joe Rogan might drop by for a chat about conspiracy theories and government cover-ups.

    So say goodbye to the Drumpf bros and hello to a server that actually makes sense. Join us now and let’s build a better Minecraft world together!

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  • ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 5861
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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