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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Nations SIMP: where we embrace our noobs and laugh at creepers! Join us now on version 1.21+

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Star Shards Collected:	295
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	2025
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Nations SMP Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name:	Nations SMP Earth Server
Server IP:	147.185.221.20:36863
Dynmap:	http://147.185.221.20:48696/
Discord Server:	https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
What kind of server is Nations SMP?	Nations SMP is a Minecraft Earth Server where players can form nations and explore a large map.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is 147.185.221.20:36863
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Yes, please join the Discord server and read the #info channel for detailed rules.
Can I communicate through Discord and Minecraft on this server?	Yes, DiscordSRV plugin allows players to communicate through both platforms.
Is there a border in the map?	Yes, there is a 49152×49152 border surrounding the earth map for players to explore.

DemonicJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a demonic-looking jew cutting off a fat guy’s nose… in Minecraft! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so insane, you never know what kind of wacky antics you’ll come across. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe, and even have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

EarthRevolve Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Star Shards Collected:	192

Are you tired of boring old servers where the earth doesn’t even revolve around the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special plugin that makes the sun do cartwheels around the earth every day! Join us for a truly out-of-this-world experience where even the laws of physics are just a suggestion. Who needs science when you have Minecraft? Join now and witness the most epic sunrise and sunset you’ve ever seen!

WeddingCrasherPro876

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to follow the rules and play nice with everyone? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. Build giant statues of yourself, spawn a million creepers in someone’s house, or create a maze of lava traps to prank your friends – the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not crash a wedding that you weren’t even invited to? Just like the bride who conveniently forgot to include your name on the invite, you can show up unannounced and steal the show. Your BF may be mad, but who cares when you’re having the time of your life crashing parties and stirring up drama?

So come on, join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who needs boring old etiquette when you can have outrageous adventures in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories that will leave everyone scratching their heads and wondering, “What just happened?”

NoSocialLifeMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gods Slained:	1

Tired of being bombarded with friend requests and DMs? Sick of seeing everyone’s perfect lives on social media? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the real world for good!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without worrying about likes or followers. No more comparing yourself to others, just focus on building the biggest and best creations you can imagine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them in their daily downward-facing llama poses and unlock the true potential of your inner llama.

So say goodbye to social media and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

BrexitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	190315	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Buildings Constructed:	47
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit that even Keir Starmer said he’d rather play minecraft than try to rejoin the EU. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks and a hidden village where the villagers throw the wildest parties. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life!

CubanSpyCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	625	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit, bro. it’s so crazy that even chinese spy bases in cuba are multiplying, dude. like, they’re setting up shop near a US naval base just to get in on the action.

if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some insane shenanigans. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. and then another player rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. it was wild, man.

oh, and did i mention that the server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like something out of indiana jones, but with more explosions and less fedoras.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a trampoline, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OzempicCraft: Where Creepers are Just Misunderstood

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell dad jokes. our villagers have a secret underground dance party every saturday night and the zombies are actually just misunderstood emo kids.

if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out rainbow glitter and a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. our admins are all unicorns in disguise and our moderators are actually just really sassy parrots.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. and if you manage to defeat the ender dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a personal hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot).

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). join us for a wild ride of laughs, memes, and pixelated shenanigans. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension where all the chickens wear sunglasses? yeah, it’s that kind of party.

VaxCraft: Protecting Kids from Asthma!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	486	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6026

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of covid vaccines can protect you from asthma attacks in the game! our research shows that getting vaccinated in minecraft can actually reduce your virtual asthma symptoms and prevent you from getting sick in the game! join now and level up your health stats with our magical vaccines, because who knew that protecting yourself from a global pandemic could also make you a minecraft pro?! don’t miss out on this groundbreaking discovery, join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate asthma-free gamer!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have saved Niji EN refugees and they are on a mission to save NijiJP! How did they do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say they rode in on giant flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, ready to take down any obstacles in their way. Join our server now and be a part of this epic adventure! Who knows, you might even get to ride a flying pig yourself!