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NoFamilyNoParty Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	4260	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	8414	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family drama and feeling unappreciated? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that negativity behind.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your aunt and uncle actually care about you and congratulate you on your achievements. Your cousins will be the best companions, always there to lend a helping hand in your virtual adventures.

Forget about real-life family drama and join us for some fun and laughter. Who needs toxic relatives when you can have a virtual family that actually appreciates you? Come join us and let’s build a better, happier world together!

V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

ABSTINENCE, BELIEF, Celibacy, chastity, Cool, FAITH, Innocence, moral code, Morals, purity, Religion, Satan, serpents, sex, Sin, spirituality, temptation, VALUES, VIRGINITY, Virtue

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

A thread for the Marvelous Manic Mortician, Anime, Calliope, COSPLAY, cute, Entertainment, Forest, Gaming, hololive, horror games, Japan, japanese, Kawaii, Live Stream, Minecraft, musician, online personality, Server, Singer, twitch, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 森カリオペ

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	New Chunks Explored:	868960
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

ADDED, community relations, controversy, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic group, identity politics, inclusion, JewPacifying, Jews, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, placate, Political Correctness, Religious, sensitive topic, smp, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

acceptance, Aloud, Behavior, Communication, conformity, confusion, Etiquette, Expression, freedom, Frustration, Language, Minecraft, Permission, Questioning, Repetition, RIGHTS, rules, Server, social norms, society, Speech, why

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Bitcoin investment, bitcoin market, bitcoin selling tips, bitcoin trading, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, financial decision, Investment, Minecraft, selling assets, selling bitcoin, selling bitcoin advice, selling bitcoin for profit, selling bitcoin in august, selling bitcoin in august 2021, selling bitcoin strategy, selling bitcoin trend, selling cryptocurrency, selling digital assets, smp, SOLD

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Villages Defended:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	901946
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

80s, BELIEF, best candidate, Cool, current events, Delusional, election, German, germany, huge margin, kamala, Kamalas, leftoids, Mainstream, Minecraft, Normalfags, opinion, Perception, political analysis, Politics, Server, society, trends, Voting

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Adversity, comedy, Cultural differences, Cultures, Diversity, Entertainment, ethnicities, film, forced to work together, foreigner, friendship, funny, good friend, humor, jokesters, Laughter, Minecraft, Movie, smp, teamwork, unfamiliar, Unity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke Codes, Nikke General, nonsense red, PALS, PC, Phantom, PIXEL, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1563	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!