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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9900 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2692 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4845 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and epic battles. Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Say goodbye to guilt-tripping grandmas and crack-smoking uncles, and hello to a world of blocky fun.
We promise no verbal altercations, no threats of calling the cops over missing whipped cream, and definitely no golden child syndrome. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!