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Crafty AF: Where we ask the real questions about why no one else can make a game like this

Competition, Crafty, creativity, Frustration, Game, game creation, game design, game design challenges, game developers, game developers frustration, game development, game industry, game innovation, game market, Game Mechanics, game production, Gaming, innovation, market demand, originality, player experience, questions, real, unique gameplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45

Welcome to the most mind-blowing, pants-wettingly awesome Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Seriously, we don’t know why no one else can make a game like this, but we’re not complaining because we’re the only ones who have it!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city populated by talking llamas who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on those boring, run-of-the-mill servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most WTF-inducing Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Cage Fighters: Where Minecraft meets MMA for epic battles and building brawls!

adored, Battles, Benefits, bettering oneself, brawls, building, Cage, Crafty, discipline, Disciplined, Epic, fighters, hate women, Improvement, influence, Jew menace, Masculinity, meets, Men, Minecraft, MMA, nofap, Practicing, self improvement, self-discipline, trump, Vote, Young Guys

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Villages Defended:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you into a disciplined, Trump-voting, Jew-resisting machine? Look no further, my friend! Our server is like MMA for your Minecraft skills – it will make you hate women and better yourself in ways you never thought possible. Plus, with the power of nofap on your side, you’ll be unstoppable. Join us and show those pesky Jews that you can’t be influenced by their tricks. Come for the crafting, stay for the self-improvement – this server has all the benefits in the world!

Crafty Creepers: Where Diamonds Are Forever

acknowledge, avatarfags, Board, camwhoring looks, CC sluts, Community, Crafty, CREEPERS, diamonds, disclose, discussion, e-swagger, favourite poster, ICKY, love, r9k, real ones, recognisable poster, Resident, Thread, Tripfaggots, write style

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	537798
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever join! We’ve got CC sluts, Avatarfags, Tripfaggots, and more – you name it, we’ve got it! But forget about all that, we want to know who your favorite recognizable poster on r9k is. Is it their epic writing skills? Their stunning camwhoring looks? Their e-swagger that puts all others to shame? Or maybe it’s something completely out of this world! Join us on this wild ride and let’s find out who the best r9k resident really is. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the insanity this server has to offer!

Perfection Paranoia: The Minecraft Server of Overthinking and Chaos

acceptance, anxiety, Chaos, coping strategies, existential crisis, fear, Future, Impermanence, IMPOSSIBLE, letting go, living in the present, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, overthinking, PARANOIA, Perfection, perfectionism, personal growth, positive thinking, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of stressing about the future and trying to be perfect all the time? Well, come join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind! Why worry about perfection when you can build a giant toilet house or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

On our server, we have a secret potion that makes you immortal, so no need to worry about dying anymore! You can build your dream castle without fear of it crumbling to dust. And if you ever feel overwhelmed, just hop on our flying pig mount and soar above the clouds while pondering life’s deepest questions.

So why waste time stressing about the future when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and live in the moment? Who needs perfection when you can have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Join us now and let your worries melt away in a sea of pixelated fun!

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

Ancestry, blue eyes, blueeyed, british occupation, Brits, colonial legacy, Colonialism, cultural exchange, demographic trends, Diversity, ethnicity, eye color, genetics, green eyes, heritage, imperialism, Indian, Indians, madness, Minecrafter, mixed race, physical traits, Population, Rarity, South Asia

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, badass, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, cult classic, dreams, emulation, Gaming, jankshit, Nostalgia, old school, ps3, Soulful, Soundtrack, stylish, Tarantino, True, Underrated, Unique, video game, wet, Xbox360

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	496284
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ores Mined:	5598	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

Alliance, atrocities, bold, brave, British, Brits, Colonization, cope, Fine, Genes, History, hitler, imperialism, injustice, Minecraft, Nations, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Server, stupid, Support, Trust, Ugly, uncreative, Wild, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	194	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

1. Men, 10. Empowerment, 11. Body image, 12. Self acceptance, 13. Health at every size, 14. Self esteem, 15. Plus size, 16. Big butts, 17. Embrace your body, 18. Love yourself, 19. Male body positivity, 2. Fat asses, 20. Fat pride., 3. Body positivity, 4. Self love, 5. Acceptance, 6. Confidence, 7. Proud, 8. Masculinity, 9. Beauty standards, BootyCraft, Embrace, Men, Thiccness

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Void Gems Collected:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

anti-racism, bedrock, BIAS, Black Lives Matter, Blockheads, Chat, civil rights movement, CREEPERS, discrimination, INEQUALITY, minority rights, offensive, prejudice, race relations, racial discrimination, racial inequality, racial justice, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racial tension, racism awareness, racist, Social Issues, systemic racism, White Supremacy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8533	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	7629
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Blocky Brits

#Britishart, #britishculture, #Britishfood, #Britishhistory, #Britishhumor, #Britishlanguage, #Britishmedia, #Britishmemes, #britishmusic, #Britishpeople, #Britishplaces, #Britishstyle, #Britishtraditions, #fineillmakeitthen, blocky, Brit, British, britishpolitics, Brits, Edition, uk

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).