Golden Minecraft Servers

Golden Comedy Mine 1.20.2

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Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and exploding chickens.
I mean, who wouldn’t want to hang out in a world where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

Plus, the admins are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and turn trolls into harmless bunnies.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is always exploding with confetti and rainbows.

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Golden Crumble 1.21.3

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Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Do you want to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your grandma do the floss dance? Well, look no further than this absolute gem of a server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box, that’s why! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so derpy, they make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or living in a simulation! So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

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MapleCraft: US Golden Age

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so listen up, eh? dis minecraft server is like, da key to unlockin’ da US’s ‘golden age’ or whatever. like, canada is all like, “hey, let us help ya out, eh?” and we’re all like, “heck yeah, why not?”
on dis server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears around like a true canadian. we got maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and poutine for days.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals that take you to a magical land where you can ride moose and play hockey with beavers.

so come join us, eh? let’s make america great again, but with a canadian twist.

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Golden State Quest 1.20.2

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Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers, like seriously.
First of all, we got more diamonds than California recognizes as legal currency, like bling bling for days, yo! And don’t even get me started on the epic builds, like we got a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, like what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties in the virtual world, like our pixelated dance floor is always bumpin’ with tunes from DJ Villager. And did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s that crazy.

So, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then you need to join us, like right now. Don’t miss out on the madness, bros and broettes!

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Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

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Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

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Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

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Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.
Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

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Golden Generation Minecraft SMP

Achievements, Euro Cup, european football, football, generation, glory days, Golden, golden generation, History, memorable era, Minecraft, national team, peak performance, Players, Poland, Polish football, smp, Soccer, sports, sports history, success, talented squad, tournament success, World Cup

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland’s golden generation in football – full of surprises and epic moments! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging creepers like a pro soccer player dodges defenders. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and occasionally drops by to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

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🌟The Golden Arches of Valhalla🍔 Minecraft Server – Fresh World, Special Progression, Grown Ups Only!🌟

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Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

What Sets Us Apart?

Unique Progression System

Brand New World

Dynamic Challenges

Server Just Opened!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Server IP?

The Server IP is gates.ValhallaCraft.org

How can I join the Discord?

You can join our Discord community by visiting http://www.valhallacraft.org

What makes the progression system unique?

In Valhalla, progress is more than just leveling up. It involves unlocking exclusive abilities, powerful items, and ranks that set you apart from others.

Is the world constantly changing?

Yes, as you venture further from spawn, the world adapts and becomes more challenging and rewarding, ensuring a fresh and exciting journey.

Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, there are weekly events that test your skills, creativity, and strategy, and allow you to forge alliances within the community.

Why should I join Valhalla?

Valhalla offers a world full of challenges, rewards, and endless possibilities, where you can build, explore, and dominate. It’s a chance to be part of something extraordinary from the start.

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What Sets Us Apart?
Unique Progression System
Brand New World

Dynamic Challenges

Server Just Opened!

ButterCraft: Where even the cows are smothered in golden goodness! No toxic butter allowed! Join us for all your favorite Minecraft games!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Main Points	Description
1. Feature-rich modes	Provides a variety of feature-rich gameplay modes.
2. Anti-cheating policy	Strict prevention of all forms of cheating.
3. Friendly community	Community prioritizes being friendly regardless of skill level.

Extensive FAQ:

Q: What kind of mods are allowed on the server?

A: Only specific mods listed for Badlion Client are allowed. Any other mods or forms of cheating will result in a ban.

Q: Is it mandatory to join the server’s Discord?

A: Joining the Discord is not mandatory but highly recommended for updates, feedback, and community engagement.

Q: Are large-scale farms allowed on the server?

A: Large-scale farms that generate excessive items are strictly prohibited to maintain a balanced economy and gameplay experience.

Q: What version does the server run on?

A: The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two to implement after a new version is released.

Q: What is the server IP for Java and Bedrock editions?

A: The server IP is play.buddercraft.net

BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.
Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

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BrotherlyCraft – Noob Nephew Edition

anger management, blended family, BrotherlyCraft, Communication Issues, Divorce, Edition, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Support, Family Therapy, family unity, father-son relationship, nephew, noob, parenting, relationship history, Resentment, sibling relationships, stepfamily, stepmother, teenage rebellion, understanding teenagers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where family drama is taken to a whole new level!
We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from step-siblings who refuse to acknowledge each other to parents who can’t stop getting married and divorced. And let’s not forget the newest addition to the family, a baby that no one asked for!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to survive the drama and come out on top? Or will you end up grounded like poor Jamie for not treating your virtual family like real family?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just remember, family drama is not for the faint of heart – but it sure makes for a hilarious Minecraft adventure!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

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Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the server admin? Or watched a group of skeletons break out into a dance party instead of attacking players? Well, get ready for even more wacky shenanigans on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next? So come on, hop on board and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

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BlockyAddiction

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit? We’ve got you covered. How about building a house out of giant marshmallows that shoot lasers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyGermanMC Server

alliance support, budget cuts, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanMC, defense spending, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, nato, political decisions, Server, strategic partnerships, Trump White House, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we halve military aid for zombies but double the fun! forget about trump’s white house drama, we got creepers blowing up left and right and skeletons shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us if you dare, but be warned, the only thing crazier than our mobs is our players!

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RiverSwimCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!
we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

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AmnesiaCraft

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so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.
and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset

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lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like ur brain is on shrooms? well, do we have the server for u! our server is so trippy, it resets ur neural networks like u wouldn’t believe. psilocybin ain’t got nothin on us!
imagine mining for diamonds while ur brain is making changes that last for weeks. u’ll be building epic structures while the communication pathways in ur brain are connecting like never before. it’s like ur in a whole new dimension, man.

join our server for the ultimate mind-bending experience. who needs drugs when u can play minecraft on our server? come see for urself and prepare to have ur mind blown.

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Welcome to “highcraft: Where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is… there are no rules! Vanilla, PvP, and just a sprinkle of insanity!”

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Minecraft Server Overview

IP	highcraft.hosting.ethera.net
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/4D6pbHgM

Just a really small map where people are forced to fight or team up for resources, with a neat clan system that allows you to make your own teams, clan wars, or whatever you really want to do, we still have a lot of stuff pending but the server is already running! Its a really nice survival-pvp experience, not for everyone!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server currently running?	Yes, the server is already running.
Is it a survival-pvp experience?	Yes, the server offers a survival-pvp experience.
Can players create their own teams?	Yes, players can create their own teams using the clan system.
Is the server suitable for everyone?	No, the server is not for everyone due to its intense PvP gameplay.

Boruto’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lackluster builds and unoriginal content? Well, look no further because on our server, Ikemoto has actually drawn some good pages for a change! That’s right, you can expect top-notch artwork and epic builds that will blow your mind.
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a squad of ninja chickens to raid the Ender Dragon’s lair. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Ikemoto drawing more good pages – stranger things have happened in our crazy Minecraft world!

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Valhalla Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions