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SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!

MineRabbitHole

bizarre forums, Caught, chilling stories, conspiracy theories, creepy videos, dark web, deep web, digital mysteries, Disturbing, disturbing content, Forbidden knowledge, internet, internet obsessions, MineRabbitHole, online cults, online investigations, online mysteries, Rabbit Hole, strange websites, unsettling discoveries, unsolved mysteries

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2078	New Chunks Explored:	14868
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Are you tired of falling down boring internet rabbit holes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate rabbit hole of craziness! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground society of friendly creepers. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the rabbit hole and join us today!

CraftyKurskFunTime

Analysis, Conflict, CraftyKurskFunTime, criticism, Decision making, Diplomacy, Evaluation, evaluation period, international relations, judgment, Kursk incursion, leadership, Military, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, success, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Farms Harvested:	363
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Votes:	5558	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got llamas that can rap battle, like seriously, they drop some sick rhymes. and our creepers? oh man, they throw the best dance parties, you won’t want to miss it.

also, we have this secret underground base where all the villagers go to party. they have a whole underground nightclub set up, complete with disco balls and lava pits. it’s lit, bro.

oh, and did i mention our pet dragons? yeah, we have those too. they can fly you around the server in style, like your own personal uber but with wings.

so come join our server, dude. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, we have unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

Scooby Snack Risk for Biscuit

Adventure, animated series, biscuit, cartoon, childhood memories, classic, dog treats, friendship, Funny Moments, Gang, Mystery, Nostalgia, Risk, risk it for the biscuit, Scooby, Scooby doo, Scooby snacks, shaggy, snack, snack time, solving crimes, Talking dog, teamwork, tv show

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Animals Bred:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Potions Brewed:	152
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Yo, listen up fam! This server is like Scooby Snacks for your Minecraft cravings, except instead of snacks, we got epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for you! Imagine Shaggy and the gang trying to convince Scooby to risk it for the biscuit, that’s basically what we’re doing here.

Join us and embark on wild quests, slay dragons, build insane structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of creepers waiting to blow you up, who knows?).

So, if you’re down for some Scooby Snack level shenanigans and want to risk it all for the biscuit, then this server is the place to be. Let’s get this party started, yo!

MicrobeCraft – Allergic Adventures

Adventures, allergens, allergic, antigen presenting cells, cellular circuits, checkpoints, Circuits, DiSRuPtiON, food allergens, food allergies, immune cells, immune system, interlinking, long-term tolerance, MicrobeCraft, microbial, microbial circuits, microbially imprinted immune cells, Neonatal, neonatal immune system, tolerance, vulnerable checkpoints

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join dis cray cray minecraft server if u wanna learn bout food allergies n stuff. we got immune cells n antigen presenting cells runnin around like headless chickens tryna figure out why dey allergic to gluten. u wanna establish long-term tolerance for food allergens? well den dis server is da place to be. we got microbial circuits n vulnerable checkpoints dat will blow ur mind. come join us n let’s get weird with food allergies in minecraft land.

Chill Lakehead SMP – Just like Hermitcraft, but with more accidental creeper explosions!

Accidental, Active Admins, Chill, Collaborative projects, Community Events, Cooperative gameplay, Creative Builds, creeper, Economy System, exploration focused, explosions, friendly-atmosphere, hermitcraft, Lakehead, limited spots, Mature Players, no cheating, No Griefing, non-competitive, player-driven economy, player-run shops, relaxed environment, roleplay encouraged, small server, smp, Tight-Knit Community, unique gameplay

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crops Grown:	6187
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Minecraft Server: Lakehead SMP

Overview:

Description
Lakehead SMP is a chill and laid-back Minecraft server inspired by Hermitcraft, focusing on fun and community rather than just building farms and killing players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What makes Lakehead SMP different from other servers?	Lakehead SMP focuses on the community aspect of Minecraft, emphasizing fun and creativity over competition and power.
How can I join Lakehead SMP?	You can join by submitting an application through the Discord server: https://discord.gg/D8MwKPbSVx
Is there a limit to the number of players on Lakehead SMP?	Yes, the server aims to remain small and tight-knit, so only a limited few will be added.

Pixel Politics Minecraft Server

alienation, antisocial attitudes, cognitive limitations, Destruction, existing system, full retard, Hypocrisy, integration, intelligence, Larping, low hanging fruit, mean activity, midwit tier, Minecraft, PIXEL, politically speaking, Politics, prideful attitude, prosocial behavior, Rebuild, REFORM, Server, society

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being a low midwit tier player in society? Do you lack the intelligence to follow through with prosocial behavior? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and unleash your inner destructive tendencies in a virtual world where you can destroy everything in sight (starting with yourself, of course).

Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.

Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.

Shit Flinging Minecraft SMP

Board, communication breakdown, community guidelines, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, devolved, Diversity, FIX, flinging, flinging shit, internet forum, Latinx, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online harassment, pajeets, problem solving, racial tension, respectful dialogue, Shit, smp, social media, toxic behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magic Items Found:	5858
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build stuff and get along peacefully? Do you crave drama, chaos, and ridiculousness in your gaming experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.