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CraftyMANS Minecraft Server

Music, Holostars, Crimzon Ruze, Magni Dezmond, Gavis Bettel

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have players with jackets that are way too big for their gotdamn bodies! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Our players include Regis Altare, who once built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. Axel Syrios is known for creating a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. And Gavis Bettel once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Machina X Flayon is rumored to have discovered a secret underground city filled with treasure. Banzoin Hakka once built a working time machine out of redstone and obsidian. And Josuiji Shinri is said to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with players like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper (our alumnus) leading the way.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your oversized jacket and hop on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!

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CraftyStarz – Minecraft Server

Banzoin Hakka, Regis Altare, Jurard T Rexford, Noir Vesper, Magni Dezmond

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Fat Fuck BirthdayEdition server for a wild and wacky time like no other.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday edition where every player gets a cake hat to wear in-game. Plus, we have crazy events like the “Cake Eating Contest” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. Rumor has it that they once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, cake, and plenty of surprises. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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CraftyMANS – Minecraft Server

Holostars EN General, songs playlist, Axel Syrios, Magmaboard, Holostars

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild adventure in the Creatures Edition, where you’ll encounter all sorts of crazy creatures and monsters that will keep you on your toes.

Our team of YouTubers and Twitter legends will guide you through this insane world, from Regis Altare to Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, and even Machina X Flayon. And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Magni Dezmond, and Noir Vesper – our alumnus who have conquered the wildest of challenges.

But that’s not all! In the ARMIS section, you’ll meet Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – each with their own unique skills and abilities to help you survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the unexpected is the norm, and where every corner holds a new adventure waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

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Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

Viral Competition, Magmaboard, Goldbullet, TEMPUS, Gavis Bettel

🌟 Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! 🌟

Looking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!

Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!

Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!

Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! 🎮🤪🔥

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“Minecraft Madness: Holostars Edition – Where memes and mining collide!”/lolzyminecraftmadness

Jurard T Rexford, Edition, Crimzon Ruze, ARMIS, Banzoin Hakka

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as slow and steady as a turtle with a limp? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

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CraftyMemes – LOLzCraft Server

TEMPUS, Server, Banzoin Hakka, Magni Dezmond, Jurard T Rexford

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and bland gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is like no other! Join now for the Migratory Bird Edition, where you can fly around like a majestic bird and explore the vast world we have created.

Meet our legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of all things Minecraft, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye. And let’s not forget about Goldbullet, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest. Or how about the Sheep Bowling Tournament, where you use a giant sheep as a bowling ball?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

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MineCraftyConvicts

law enforcement, incarceration, Justice, legal consequences, committing a crime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”

But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!

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BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server

risk management, Minecraft, united states, global finance, international relations

Come join our server, where the Russian division of the Bank of China is actually run by a group of sneaky pandas who are trying to avoid getting caught up in some crazy sanctions! These pandas are experts at hiding their money in Minecraft chests and dodging those pesky secondary sanctions.

You’ll have a blast navigating through our virtual world, trying to outsmart the FBI agents who are hot on the trail of these mischievous pandas. Will you help them evade capture or join forces with the feds to bring them to justice? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

Plus, who wouldn’t want to see pandas in business suits running a bank? It’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to go along with the madness. See you there!

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RegenToothCraft

RegenToothCraft, medical breakthrough, drug trials, dental technology, regenerative medicine

hey yall! have u ever wanted to regrow ur teeth like a shark? well do i have the server for u! we are conducting human trials for a new teeth regeneration drug in minecraft! join us and become a dental superhero! who needs a dentist when u can just pop a pill and grow a new set of chompers? plus, rumor has it that the drug also gives u super speed and the ability to shoot lasers out of ur eyes. so come on down and join the fun! just remember, side effects may include turning into a half-shark half-human hybrid. but who wouldn’t want that, amirite? sign up now and let’s get this experiment started!

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CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

summer drink, doesn’t want to be, CranJuiceCraft, Cranberries, Tart

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

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