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DocSeatDrama Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DocSeatDrama, doctors office, emotional intelligence, family conflict, family drama, family loyalty, Family Support, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Paperwork, personal boundaries, personal space, private matters, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling dynamics, sister-in-law

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your sister’s reaction to you not sitting next to her husband at the doctor’s office? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior!

We promise you won’t have to worry about offending anyone by sitting in the wrong spot, unless you build your house too close to someone else’s. Then all bets are off – expect some serious Minecraft shade to be thrown your way!

Our server is so intense, even your parents will be dragged into the drama. They’ll be forced to choose sides in epic battles of sibling rivalry and hurt feelings. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords!

So if you’re ready to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server out there, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious virtual family therapy sessions along the way.

BedRockBracesSplit

BedRockBracesSplit, braces, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, Generational conflict, Jealousy, MONEY, new bed, parenting, Priorities, Resentment, Selfishness, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister, teenage angst

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual world where you are the center of attention.

On our server, you can create the coolest new bed for yourself without anyone telling you what to do with your money. No more being guilt-tripped into giving up your hard-earned cash for someone else’s braces. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you are the star!

Forget about being called selfish or a dick by your sister – on our server, you are the king (or queen) of your domain. So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, freedom, and fabulous new beds. Who needs clear braces when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Join now and leave the drama behind!

ChildCraft Minecraft Server

care, ChildCraft, children, Commitment, Dedication, devotion, family, long-term investment., love, Minecraft, Nurturing, parenting, Priorities, Protection, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, sacrifices for children, Selflessness, Server, Support, unconditional love, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	268
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of sacrificing your precious diamonds and emeralds for your Minecraft child? Look no further, because on our server, we have a magical currency system where you can sacrifice your unwanted dirt blocks instead! Your child will still be happy and you get to keep your shiny treasures, it’s a win-win situation!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Chicken, rumored to lay golden eggs that can be used to buy the rarest items in the game. But be warned, the Golden Chicken is fiercely guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who will stop at nothing to protect their precious poultry friend.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s only flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the skies. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride a flying pig into battle against hordes of zombie villagers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

SpaghettiGriefer123

breaking spaghetti, Country, culinary traditions, Cultural awareness, cultural awareness training, Cultural differences, cultural faux pas, cultural practices, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, cultural taboos, dining etiquette, Equivalent, food etiquette, global etiquette, international cuisine, international customs, Italian, social etiquette, social norms, SpaghettiGriefer123

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of breaking blocks in half in front of Steve? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate thrill of breaking spaghetti in half in front of an Italian villager! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret pasta dimension where you can feast on endless spaghetti and meatballs. So come join us and show off your spaghetti-breaking skills like never before!

Democraft Minecraft Server

advancing democracy, authoritarianism, autocratic leaders, autocrats, Democracy, democracy abroad, Democraft, Europe, Europe experts, experts warn, foreign affairs, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, political news, Server, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, Vance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Potions Brewed:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	851	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u know how trump and vance are like, not the best when it comes to democracy and stuff? well, guess what? on our server, we are all about ADVANCING democracy in minecraft world! like, we have elections for mayor of each village and stuff, it’s so cool! and, like, we don’t embrace autocrats, we embrace diamonds and emeralds, cause who needs autocrats when u have shiny gems, amirite? so, like, join our server and be a democracy champion in the land of blocks and creepers! it’s gonna be lit, trust me!

BlockyBrits: No Racism, Just Pixels

American politics, Backlash, BlockyBrits, Brits clap back, controversial statement, cultural misunderstanding, ignorant comments, ignorant remarks, international relations, Islamist country, JD Vance, Misinformation, pixels, political gaffe, prejudice, public opinion, racism, Racist ignorance, social media reaction, Trump VP pick, uk, UK response, Xenophobia

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cool, even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend. We have epic build battles, insane parkour courses, and even a secret disco party in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyDisputes

arrogance, BlockyDisputes, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cooperation, Ego, Empathy, Humanity, humility, insisting, misunderstandings, Peace, people, perspective, Problems, right, society, SOLUTIONS, Understanding, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4404	Ores Mined:	4281
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5972	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

so, come join our epic minecraft server where no one is right and everything is chaos! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbows out of your butt and ride a unicorn into battle. plus, our community is full of friendly trolls and mischievous gnomes who will keep you entertained for hours on end. forget about the real world and come get lost in our crazy, wacky minecraft universe. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with all those problems created by people who think they’re right.

IL-11LifespanBoostMC

Aging research, animal studies, anti inflammatory, disease prevention, experimental findings, genetic manipulation, health benefits, healthier lifespan, IL-11, IL11LifespanBoostMC, immune response, inflammation control, inflammatory protein, lifespan extension, longer lifespan, Longevity, mice research, mouse study, protein research, scientific discovery, Switching off

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1

OMG U GUYS U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A MAGICAL PROTEIN CALLED IL-11 DAT MAKES UR CHARACTER LIVE LONGER AND HEALTHIER LIVES!!! LIKE, UR MINECRAFT DUDE CAN LIVE 25% LONGER AND BE SUPER BUFF AND STRONG!!! U CAN FIGHT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES LIKE A PRO AND NEVER DIE!!! JOIN NOW AND BECOME IMMORTAL IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD!!! #IL11LIFE #MINECRAFTMAGIC

SketchSMP: Where you never know if you’ll get a friendly wave or a TNT surprise!

Adventure, Anarchy, Battles, challenge, Community, Connect, creativity, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Friendly, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Raid, Semi Vanilla, Server, SketchSMP, smp, Surprise, Survival, Thrive, Tnt, Vanilla, WAVE, Youll

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

SKETCHPAD SMP Overview

Features
Semi-Vanilla with Essentials
Semi-Anarchy Atmosphere
Unique Lifesteal Plugin

Community and Support:

Join our friendly community on Discord to connect with fellow players and stay updated with server news and events. Our small team ensures a welcoming environment where your feedback matters.

Join Us Today:

Connect to SKETCHPAD SMP and join our Discord community to start your adventure today. Experience Minecraft like never before—explore, build, raid, and thrive in a server designed for both challenge and creativity.

Ready to Explore SKETCHPAD SMP?

https://discord.gg/Kw7KECE5VC

15.204.215.73:25666

Join Now and Forge Your Own Adventure!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use /home and /tpa commands on the server?	Yes, our server offers essential plugins for convenience such as /home and /tpa commands.
Are raids allowed on the server?	Yes, our server has a semi-anarchy atmosphere where raids are allowed to emphasize creativity and fair play.
What is the Unique Lifesteal Plugin?	The Lifesteal plugin allows for dynamic PvP battles with added strategic elements, enhancing combat experiences on the server.

CraftySteam Server

#gamer, Community, CraftySteam, digital distribution., game library, Game recommendations, game reviews, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming Platform, good citizen, Multiplayer Games, online poll, PC Gaming, player feedback, Server, Steam, Steam Thread, user votes, video games, vote edition

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Buildings Constructed:	21
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Items Found:	4801
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be a good citizen and vote! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground society of voting villagers who control the economy. Want to be part of their elite group? Join now!

2. We have a giant voting booth made entirely out of diamond blocks. It’s the fanciest polling place you’ll ever see in Minecraft!

3. Rumor has it that if you vote enough times, you’ll unlock a special power that allows you to fly on a giant chicken around the server. Who wouldn’t want that?

4. Our server is home to the legendary Vote Monster, a creature made entirely out of voting slips and who grants wishes to those who prove their dedication to voting. Will you be the next lucky player to encounter this mythical beast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate voting champion of Minecraft!