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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2987 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 1560 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
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