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Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Towns Built:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

“Blocky Knights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!”/lolzyminecraftarknights

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ores Mined:	9697
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3209

🤣 Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! 🤪 Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and diamonds galore!

🌟 Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of cows in tuxedos come dancing by, handing out enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! 🐄🍏

🔥 Need a break from all the mining and crafting? How about joining our epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride around on giant chickens as their victory prize? 🐔🏆

🌈 And don’t even get us started on our secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade emeralds for enchanted fishing rods that can catch you the rarest fish in the game! 🧜‍♀️🎣

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creeper clowns lurking around every corner! 🤡💥

🔗 Check out our website for more info and redeem codes to unlock even more wacky surprises in-game! And remember, the only rule on our server is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! 🤩🎮

Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

anger, Bigotry, Bullied, Bullies, bullying, Crafty, discrimination, forever.., Harassment, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, hurtful, injustice, intolerance, LGBTQ, negative emotions, Pain, queers, Revenge, room, Torment, TOXIC, Trash, Trauma, United

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

Crafty Gridman LOLs

A, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, anime opinions, anime recommendations, anime reviews, Anime Series, Crafty, Gridman, Gridman Universe, kaiju, lols, Mecha, SSSS Gridman, studio trigger, tokusatsu, trigger, ULTRAMAN

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4215
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4656
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	1118
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

ANONYMOUS, Arts, autists, Blockheads, Geniuses, Int, iqtest, Math, midwit, philosophy, politicalscience, programming, retards, STUDENT, Tested

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Items Found:	4497
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8015
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1803

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

achievement, challenge, Character, Commitment, completion, completionist, Dedication, determination, Entertainment, Finish, Gaming, loyalty, mid game, Minecraft, one character, Passion, perseverance, player, satisfaction, Server, shit game, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7629	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

– JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Bigotry, cope, deal with it, discrimination, hate crimes, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Jewcraft, objectively superior, prejudice, racism, Social Issues, Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Villages Defended:	17
Gods Slained:	1	New Chunks Explored:	410453
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	893	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

all day, banned, controversy, Faggots, freedom of speech, humor, internet, Magic, maybe, memes, Mods, Online Community, online culture, ponies, ponycraft, Posting, Rebellion, rules, satire, social media, trolling, viral trends

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7905
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Animals Bred:	197	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!