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9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	5093
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Potions Brewed:	35
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Enchantments Applied:	251
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Votes:	4580
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7149	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ores Mined:	7591	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Votes:	7628
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	473	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	117	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2971
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!