GOLD Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gold Rush: Magmatic Madness

earth sciences, Earth’s surface, Enrichment, Geochemistry, geological modeling, Geological processes, geology, GOLD, madness, magmas, Magmatic, metal ores, mineral formation, mineralogy, Numerical modeling, ore deposits, precious metals, researchers, Rush, scientific discovery, scientific research, trisulphur complex, volcanic activity

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	227
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Star Shards Collected:	152
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419

lol imagine if gold was like, puked up by the earth like a volcano but instead of lava it’s shiny gold nuggets. our server is like that but with more explosions and dragons. join us to uncover the secrets of how gold gets barfed up by the earth, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more science and less pirates. plus, we have a secret society of gold-trisulphur complex enthusiasts who will blow your mind with their knowledge and maybe even give you a tour of their underground lair. come join the madness and dig for gold like a crazed miner on steroids. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some epic adventures!

Bitcoin pumps to the moon Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, blockquotepBitcoin, Crypto, CRYPTOBROS, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, faith lost, financial system, GOLD, institutionally controlled, Investment, Minecraft, Moon, normies, paper money, people currency, PUMPS, SMPpblockquote, Technology, tiktok

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Votes:	4573	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5872
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Alien Abductions:	4	Animals Bred:	118

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is Bitcoin! Forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re all about that digital cash flow. But don’t worry, we’re not like those normies on TikTok who only care about crypto for clout. We’re the real deal, baby.

Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of the Bitcoin market. Who needs stability when you can have volatility, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself is a secret member of our SMP and he’s always dropping Bitcoin blocks in random places for us to find. Talk about a hidden treasure!

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and you’re ready for a crypto adventure like no other, come join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll strike it rich and become the ultimate Bitcoin miner in our wacky world. See you on the blockchain, gamers!

Seriously what the fuck more do normies need to hear Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, buying in, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, economics, Fiat, finance, fuck, GOLD, Hear, ignorance, investing, long-term investment., mainstream adoption, market, Minecraft, normies, Powell, resistance, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	759687
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually talk about sensible things like investments and financial advice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we discuss the most random and outrageous topics, like why Powell thinks bitcoin is better than gold and fiat currency.

We have a community of players who are so obsessed with cryptocurrency that they’ve built entire pixel art monuments dedicated to their favorite coins. Want to trade diamonds for Dogecoin? We’ve got you covered.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense debates about the future of blockchain technology, and if you can’t keep up, you might just get blown up by a creeper.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is as wild and unpredictable as the crypto market itself, come join us. Just remember to hodl onto your pickaxe and never sell your sense of humor.

Snap General – Marvel Minecraft SMP

card rarity, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, Draft Mode Edition, FAQ, general, GOLD, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, Minecraft, official site, Resources, Singleton, smp, Snap, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy, Upgrade, variants

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Animals Bred:	154
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Runes Activated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5346	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret portals that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with stacks of emeralds and rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special Draft Mode Edition where you can challenge other players to epic battles using only the most random and wacky items in the game. Want to fight with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SMP Minecraft – SERIOUS Kevin Nash Talk

agile, Al Snow, bitter old timer, black cocks, charisma, cornball lines, discussion, gay interracial fagfiction, GOLD, kevin, Kevin Nash, Minecraft, Nash, one-liners, Psychology, Relevant, serious, smp, Talk, the rock, top shelf, underrated worker, wrestling business

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP for a truly unique experience.

Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the zombies? They break out into dance numbers instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it, if you can befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Steve the Sorcerer. He’s been known to turn players into unicorns or summon giant flying pigs to ride around on. It’s chaos and hilarity at every turn on our Minecraft SMP.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Gold Silver Minecraft SMP Trader

asset allocation, bullion, commodities, economic indicators, Financial Advice, GOLD, inflation hedge, investing, long term investing, market timing, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, portfolio diversification, precious metals, safe haven assets, selling gold, selling silver, short-term gains, silver, smp, trader.., wealth management

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	911	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ores Mined:	6995
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the economy is based on selling gold and silver! Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of eccentric dwarves who are obsessed with shiny things and will pay top dollar for your precious metals!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other valuable loot. Rumor has it that the treasure was buried by a band of pirate skeletons who roam the server at night, guarding their booty with their undead lives.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to strike it rich in our gold and silver-filled world! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the pirate skeletons and become a legendary treasure hunter yourself. Join now and let the adventure begin!

TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | CLEAN SPAWN! Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, clean spawn, Community, cultural phenomenon, Exploration, game modes, GOLD, gopniks, gypsies, Interaction, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Roleplay, Server, TUSA

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Anarchy, gopniks, gold, gypsies – you will find all this on TUSA!

Minecraft is a game that has become a true cultural phenomenon, and one of its most exciting aspects is its multiplayer servers. Servers provide players with a unique opportunity to interact with each other, build, explore and participate in various game modes. In this article, we’ll take a closer look at how Minecraft servers work, the different types of servers, and what makes them so popular among players.

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Kamala’s Economy Minecraft SMP

affordable housing, Bull Run, Crypto, Digital Currency, economic uncertainty, Economy, GOLD, government investment, green energy, inflation, Infrastructure, Investors, kamala harris, Kamalas, Minecraft, portfolio growth, precious metals, public-private partnerships, real estate, regulations, silver, smp, stocks, Tech

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6738	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe electing Kamala Harris is the key to unlocking insane gains in the virtual economy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive stocks, booming real estate, mind-blowing crypto, and glittering precious metals.

Stocks are set to soar to new heights under Kamala’s leadership, with infrastructure, green energy, and tech sectors on the brink of a massive boom. Get ready to watch your virtual portfolio skyrocket like never before!

Real estate moguls, rejoice! Kamala’s plans for affordable housing and a touch of inflation will send property values through the roof. It’s easy money, folks. Buy low, sell high, and watch those virtual profits roll in.

Crypto enthusiasts, buckle up! Kamala is a digital currency queen who knows how to regulate the market while letting it flourish. Get in on the action and watch your virtual wallets swell with digital riches.

And for all you precious metals hoarders, fear not. With a sprinkle of economic uncertainty (that Kamala will handle with ease), gold and silver will shine brighter than ever. Hedge your bets and watch your virtual vaults overflow with virtual riches.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic bull run of the century. Trust us, Kamala Harris is the key to virtual wealth beyond your wildest dreams. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Block Party Minecraft Server

Alaric, BARBARIANS, BLOCK, Burning, Chaos, Desperation, Emperor Honorius, Empire, glory of rome, GOLD, History, Looting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Party, Ravenna, Rome, sacking, Server, Siege, slaves, starvation, Visigoth king, Visigoths

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6434	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

GoldenFountain Minecraft SMP

children, Decision making, ejaculation, ethical considerations, FANTASY, fertility, financial gain, génie, GOLD, GoldenFountain, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, life-changing decision, Magic, Minecraft, moral dilemma, parenthood, personal choice, reproductive health, smp, Sperm, wealth, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	4507	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency accepted is gold that comes out of your… well, you know where! Imagine the possibilities of building your empire with your golden showers of wealth. No need to worry about pesky mobs or resource gathering when you can just make it rain gold everywhere you go. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who needs children when you can have a golden empire instead? It’s a win-win situation! So come on, join us and start making it rain… gold!

Blockhead Shenanigans

Analysis, Behavior, Blockhead, causes, coping mechanisms, emotions, Environment, genetics, mental health, patterns, Psychology, reactions, Responses, Shenanigans, social influences, stress, Trauma, triggers, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8944	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most EPIC way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on RAINBOW LLAMAS while battling evil DERPY CREEPERS with EXPLODING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our CHOCOLATE RIVER and mine for DANCING DIAMONDS that will grant you UNLIMITED DAB POWER!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a TACO-LOVING DRAGON who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a DANCE BATTLE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most INSANE and WACKY adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

QueenCraft: Where Vtubing Royalty Rules the Blocks!

blocks, conspiracy theories, digital identity, Disappearance, Gaming, internet celebrity, investigation, missing person, Mystery, Online Community, online fame, online persona, queen of vtubing, QueenCraft, Royalty, rules, social media, speculation, streaming, trending, viral, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Emeralds Found:	6097
Dragon Eggs Found:	6794	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the shocking truth about what really happened to the queen of vtubing! Rumor has it, she was actually a secret ender dragon in disguise all along. Only by joining our server can you discover the hidden secrets of the virtual world and maybe even save the queen from her dragon form! Don’t miss out on this epic adventure filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

Mogging Mayhem: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

assault, brutal moggings, Crime Prevention, criminal attacks, criminal behavior, Criminal Investigations, dangerous neighborhoods, law enforcement efforts, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Mogging, mugging incidents, personal safety, physical harm, Public Safety, robbery, self defense, Street violence, traumatic experiences, Ultimate, urban crime, Violent crimes, violent encounters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragons Tamed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	813475
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so savage they’ll make you question your entire existence. 🤯 Join us if you’re ready to face off against zombies that do the cha-cha-cha while attacking, skeletons that moonwalk their way into battle, and creepers that tell dad jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts a weekly karaoke night at the End City. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you historians. is is of of just and The offts of of of of of of of of of of of of of sn of of of of open of open open 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.

Crafty Hangover: The Morning After

#covert operations, confusion, conspiracy theories, Crafty, Drones, Espionage, false flag, foreign policy, hangover, international relations, investigation, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Misinformation, missile launch, morning, Mossad agents, Mystery, speculation, Truth, uncertainty

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Towns Built:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	10

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible, just like the idea of Israel launching a single missile into Iran! But wait, it gets even crazier – rumor has it that it was actually mossad agents using tiny drones to attack Iran. Can you imagine the chaos that ensued? Join our server and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you. Who knows what kind of wild stories you’ll uncover next!

Crafty College vs. Regular School: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Homework

academic differences, affordability, aspirations, career differences, Choices, college, community college, Crafty, creeper, Degree, education, explosions, Future, higher education, homework, job market, networking, opportunities, Perception, regular, regular college, School, Skills, social differences, Stereotypes, stigma, success

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Alien Abductions:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where choosing between community college and regular college is as easy as choosing between diamonds and dirt blocks!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who needs a regular college when you can build your future in our virtual world?

Don’t let anyone tell you that community college is a death sentence. In our server, every block you place is a step towards legendary success!

Parentless PVP Palace: Where Orphans Reign Supreme!

BETRAYAL, Brutal, confession, dark past, forgiveness, Guilt, Jealousy, long trail, love, Manipulation, murder, orphans, Palace, Parentless, psychological thriller, PvP, R-rei, Redemption, regret, Reign, remorse, Revenge, sex slave, SUPREME, Tragedy, Twisted

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	612009	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Welcome to our totally not messed up Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable experiences.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server may or may not have killed the parents of the woman you love in front of her in the most brutal way possible. But don’t worry, it was all because they were jealous of you! And now that woman is their sex slave along with countless other women. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

So come on down to our server and forgive those who have wronged you in the most twisted ways possible. Let’s make some memories together that you’ll never forget (no matter how hard you try).

Crafty Chunky Monkeys

bulking, Caloric Intake, Calorie Counting, Calorie Dense Foods, chunky, Crafty, FITNESS, fitness goals, Gaining Weight, Healthy Eating, Healthy Weight Gain, High Calorie Foods, meal planning, monkeys, muscle building, nutrition, Summer Body Goals, weight gain, Weight Gain Challenge, Weight Gain Diet, Weight Gain Journey, Weight Gain Progress, Weight Gain Tips

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Votes:	5659

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unlimited Diamond Blocks: On our server, you can find diamond blocks everywhere you go! No need to mine for hours on end, just walk around and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time.

2. Flying Pigs: Yes, you read that right. Our server has flying pigs that you can ride around on. Who needs a boring old horse when you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig?

3. Secret Underground City: Rumor has it, there’s a secret underground city on our server that is filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventure of your life!

BaguetteCraft: Where Portuguese and French Players Unite!

BaguetteCraft, Brazil, cultural similarities, French, Language, language comparison, language connections, language evolution, language history, language learning, language similarities, linguistic connections, linguistic similarities, meu senhor, Monsieur, mosior, northern brazil, Players, Portuguese, pronunciation, Similarities, unite, vowel sounds

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5592	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the similarities between languages are as mind-blowing as finding diamonds in a cave!

Join us and discover the hidden connections between words like Meu senhor (My sir) and Monsieur (French) – who knew language could be so WACKY?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll encounter MYSTERIOUS creatures that speak in tongues only decipherable by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to crack the code and unlock their secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our INSANE world of linguistic wonders and ABSURD discoveries – who knows what you’ll find!

Mel’s Goon Squad

arousal, artwork, Cumming, desire, FANTASY, fetish, goon, gooning, indulgence, Late, mel, Mels, Naughty, Obsession, Party, PHOTO, Pleasure, Private, Sad Mel, satisfaction, satisfaction trail, secret, squad, taboo

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	5984

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! 🎉 Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – the diamonds were actually enchanted with the power to make your character break out into a spontaneous dance every time you mine them! 💃

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic dance battles. And rumor has it, if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the legendary Disco Llama! 🦙✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our mind-blowing Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Normie-Free Zone: Minecraft Madness!

Backlash, big budget, consumerism, criticism, culture, Disappointment, Entertainment, games, hype, Industry, madness, Mainstream, Marketing, Media, Minecraft, MONEY, NormieFree, normies, obsessed, Overrated, Popular, Suck, trends, Zone

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big budget games all suck and normies are nowhere to be found! Why waste your time playing those mainstream games when you can join us for some truly epic adventures in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Our server is filled with insane builds that will blow your mind. From towering castles to underground lairs, our players have created some truly jaw-dropping creations. And the best part? You can join in on the fun and build your own masterpiece!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to some of the most ridiculous mini-games you’ll ever play. From parkour challenges that will test your skills to PvP battles that will leave you laughing until you cry, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why waste your time on those boring big budget games when you can join us for some truly unforgettable Minecraft adventures? Come join us today and see what all the fuss is about!