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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3355 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3370 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore hidden treasure caves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s so last season).
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!