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Crafty Mindustry Madness

Addictive, Automation, base building, Challenging, Crafty, early access, FACTORY, game development, Gaming Community, indie game, madness, mindustry, mobile game, multiplayer, pc game, pixel art, Resource Management, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, Technology, Tower Defense

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	357275
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Oh my Notch, have you heard about this Mindustry server?! It’s like Minecraft on steroids, with industrial machines and crazy defense systems.

Join our server for a chance to build a diamond-powered rocket ship to explore the galactic mines of the space dimension.

But beware, there are creeper drones and zombie robots trying to steal your redstone stash.

So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience ever!

Crafty Crybabies: Affordable Housing Edition

adulting, affordable, apartment living, Crafty, crybabies, Edition, financial struggle, generational differences, hard work, Home ownership, Housing, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, kicked out, La, millennial, NYC, parents, perseverance, plant job, yuppie fantasy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Votes:	2408	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where housing is never unaffordable and you can live out all your yuppie fantasies without a care in the world! Who needs NYC or LA when you can have your own virtual mansion right here?

Join us and start building your dream home at the age of 18, just like our founder did while working at the virtual plant. And if your virtual parents kick you out, don’t worry – we have plenty of shitty apartments for you to crash in!

Don’t cry about housing prices, join our server and start living the high life today!

MasterCraft: Where Every Block is a Training Montage

Anime, Antagonist, BLOCK, Burning Gundam, Dark Gundam, Domon Kasshu, gundam, King of Hearts, Martial Arts, martial arts master, Master Asia, mastercraft, mentor, Mentorship, Mobile Fighter G Gundam, Montage, Neo Japan, redemption arc, Rivalry, Shining Gundam, Shuffle Alliance, Training, Undefeated of the East

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ores Mined:	9980	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride on GIANT LLAMAS that can fly through the sky and shoot RAINBOW LASERS out of their eyes. Not only that, but you can also find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking PIZZA SLICES that give you superpowers!

But wait, there’s more! If you manage to defeat the EVIL LLAMA KING in battle, you will be granted access to a secret area where you can build a house made entirely out of DIAMONDS and GUMMY BEARS.

So what are you waiting for? Join Master Asia today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

McCrafty’s Fast Food Frenzy

American, burger, chain, convenience, Country, Dining, drive thru, Fast, fast food, Favorite, Food, Frenzy, Fries, guilty pleasure, indulgence, International, local flavor, McCraftys, menu, Options, Popular, quick service, takeout, Variety

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3538	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only thing faster than our server speed is the delivery time of your favorite fast food chain in your country! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and DELICIOUS surprises around every corner.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual world where every block was made of their favorite fast food items. They built a castle out of PIZZA slices, rode a rollercoaster made of HOT DOGS, and even battled a dragon made of FRENCH FRIES. It was a feast for the eyes and the stomach!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as ADDICTIVE as your favorite fast food chain, look no further! Join us today and let the FOODIE fun begin!

The Commonwealth Crafters: Where Pixels Rule and Fun is Guaranteed!

Animals, artificial people, best option, Commonwealth, Crafters, cure, destroy, disagreement, Evil, Father, Fun, good people, GUARANTEED, Institute, leadership, Objective, pixels, player, rule, scientist, Son, supermutants, Technology, teleport technology

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mines Excavated:	4488	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are objectively the best option for Commonwealth! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons to join us:

Take on the role of a leader and show the Commonwealth what true leadership looks like! Only you can provide the guidance and direction they need.
Forget about destroying technology just because your son is evil – that’s so last season! Join us and embrace the power of technology created by The Institute.
Did you know that many of The Institute scientists are actually good people? They don’t even agree with the Father on everything! Plus, they can cure supermutants, create artificial people and animals, make teleport technology, and so much more!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Commonwealth like never before!

ZOGcraft: Where Even the Creepers LOL at Your Builds

aging, anti-oxidants, astaxanthin, Builds, CREEPERS, cuckold, duckduckgo, GOOGLE, health, internet, jewed, lol, multi-vitamin, NAC, Political, ZOG, ZOGcraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8847

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of society and join a community of anti-oxidant enthusiasts!

Are you tired of aging and feeling like everything is ruining your health? Well, fear not because on our server, we have discovered the secret to slowing down aging through the power of KEKOLDING!

Join us as we embark on a quest to find the best anti-oxidants in the virtual world of Minecraft. Forget NAC and astaxanthin, on our server, we have supercharged anti-oxidants that will make you feel younger than ever before.

And the best part? No ZOG forcing cuckold shit on your screen here! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and defy aging with us!

Stone Age to Steve Age

age, contrary opinions, crucifixion, emotions, Empathetic, Ethics, Evolution, evolving machines, human evolution, kill, Machines, middle ages, Passengers, people in 1500s, people in 2024, progress, religious savages, Smart, society, steve, STONE, Technology, wrong opinions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5927	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the only rule is to EVOLVE or get left behind like those poor souls in the 1500s! Join us in a world where opinions are celebrated, unless they go against our emotions, then we’ll just KILL you with kindness… or maybe just with a sword.

Our machines are evolving faster than we are, but fear not, on this server, you can EVOLVE alongside them! Who needs to think long and hard about the implications of technology when you can just build a giant robot to do it for you?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of EVOLUTION and KILLING those who dare to have different opinions! Who needs the 1500s when you can have all the chaos and mayhem of 2024 in Minecraft form?

PixelPeen Palace: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!

Adult, affordable, CHARGE, Entertainment, Fan, HARD, hard to find, internet, joint pot, legalporno, maximum monthly, meets, Minecraft, multiple studios, Palace, per person, per year, PixelPeen, porn fan, PornBox, PRETTY, Specific, specific videos, Studios, subscriptions, torrent

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Epic Builds: Our players have created some insane structures that will blow your mind! From towering castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of things to marvel at.

2. Treasure Hunts: We’ve hidden chests filled with rare loot all over the server. Can you find them all? Rumor has it that one lucky player stumbled upon a diamond sword with enchantments so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one hit!

3. PvP Battles: Test your skills in our intense PvP arenas, where only the strongest survive. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be sent back to respawn with your tail between your legs?

4. Custom Plugins: We’ve got plugins that will make your Minecraft experience even more exciting. From flying pigs to exploding sheep, you never know what surprises await you around the corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret portal to the Nether filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. See you in the game!

Crafty LOLz: Noob Saar Adventures

Adventures, asian, Awareness, Communication, continent, Crafty, Cross-cultural, culture, dialogue, Diversity, education, ethnicity, Global, lolz, misunderstanding, noob, noooo, perspective, Saar, Sir, Stereotypes, understand, Unity

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the craziness never stops!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ASIAN players who will blow your mind with their insane builds and epic battles!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our players are so skilled, they can take down a whole army of creepers with just a single punch!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back. It’s like a theme park on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the EPICNESS for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Crusaders

2d games, Action-Adventure, Atmospheric, Blasphemous, Boss Battles, challenging gameplay, Crafty, crusaders, dark fantasy, Exploration, Gothic, indie games, Metroidvania, pixel art, platformer, religious themes, Rondo of Blood, similar games, Souls-Like, Spanish developers, video games, worth 7 dollars

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5220
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so amazing, it’s worth more than 7 dollars! In fact, we should be charging a million dollars just to log in. 2. If you loved Rondo of Blood, then you will absolutely adore our server. It’s like Rondo of Blood, but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. 3. Once you join our server, you will be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s a magical place, I tell you. 4. Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you will ever meet. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds. 5. And last but not least, joining our server will give you the ability to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil zombies with a diamond sword. Who wouldn’t want to do that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!