goingGONE Minecraft Servers

goingGONE Minecraft Servers

  • BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server

    BabySmoochBlocker Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6656
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7786 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

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    🤣🤣🤣 Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise drama-free gameplay…unlike this poor mama’s family function! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Looking for a server where you can avoid family drama like the plague? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from real-life chaos, just like this new mom’s family gathering. 😅

    Join us now and leave the baby kissing drama behind! Who needs family when you have a whole new virtual family waiting for you on our server? 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalControlGoneWrong

    ParentalControlGoneWrong
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 3681
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Love Letters Sent: 16

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    🤣🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-parents, step-siblings, and step-grandparents who just can’t seem to get along.

    🤪 Our server is perfect for those who love chaos and drama, just like the OP’s family dynamic. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of step-relationships without causing a virtual meltdown.

    😜 And if you’re feeling extra spicy, name your Minecraft babies after your favorite family members to really stir the pot. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have a virtual war zone of emotions and entitlement?

    🤣 So come join us on this rollercoaster of a server where you can be as rude, entitled, and ungrateful as you want – just like the OP in this crazy AITA post. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft family drama server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!

    RageCraft SMP: TeachRage!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3714
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dimension Hops: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 426 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Falling into the Void: 1

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the trauma of your teacher turning into a creeper and blowing up your homework! Our server is a safe space where you can build without fear of exploding assignments. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once pranked their teacher by replacing all the textbooks with enchanted books that made them do the cha-cha slide during class. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky server to join, look no further!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyThankfulLand

    CraftyThankfulLand
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 8867
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9684 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be thankful for the endless possibilities and insane adventures that await you.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly you stumble upon a group of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They invite you to join their llama army and together you embark on a quest to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship ruling over the land. Will you succeed? Only time will tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon-loving players to join its bacon-themed cult. Rumor has it that those who join the cult gain special bacon powers and can summon a never-ending supply of crispy bacon at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and give thanks for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasTunnelParty

    HamasTunnelParty
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 461
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

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    OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity! We got so many tunnels like Hamas near Philadelphi Corridor, it’s cray cray! Join us and explore da massive routes underground, it’s like a whole new world down there! Who needs diamonds when u got secret tunnels to discover, am I right? Come join da fun and see where da tunnels take u, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!

    CerealCraft: No Toast Needed!
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 3480
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ores Mined: 4668 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the pigs can fly. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. but beware, because the creepers there have a secret weapon – they shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you’re brave enough to face the laser-eyed creepers and claim the treasure for yourself, then this is the server for you. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition

    SleepyCraft: Suicidal Teens Edition
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 9530
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL SAVE U FROM SLEEP PROBLEMS AND SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! WE GOT A SPECIAL POTION THAT MAKES U SLEEP LIKE A BABY AND FEELIN’ ALL HAPPY INSIDE! PLUS, IF U EVER FEELIN’ DOWN, JUST HOP ON AND BUILD A CASTLE OR SUMTHIN’!

    WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE U CAN CHILL WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND TALK ABOUT UR FEELINGS! AND IF U EVER NEED A PICK-ME-UP, WE GOT A VIRTUAL BAR WITH ALL THE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINKS U CAN IMAGINE!

    SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA AND HANG OUT IN A VIRTUAL PARADISE, JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER NOW! TRUST ME, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OneeCraft Minecraft Server

    OneeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 6647
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Zombie Dances: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Towns Built: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like a visual novel on steroids, with crazy plot twists and characters that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Join us if you want to immerse yourself in a world where E-celeb drama is forbidden, but Ender Dragon drama is encouraged. Our community is full of players who have mastered the art of translating Japanese visual novels into English, so you’ll never have to worry about missing out on the plot.

    If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft experience, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese 2. Read the readme (because who actually does that?) 3. Check out our handy guide for 4chan-vn help 4. Use DeepL to translate any error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our extensive library of VNs that will satisfy all your cravings. And don’t worry about download links – we’ve got you covered.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Previous players have described their time here as “mind-bending” and “absolutely bonkers”, so what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers

    SMP – Survival Minecraft Players – The Diamond Diggers
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7445
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Animals Bred: 137 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla experience? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. Or how about trying to build a house and a herd of pigs come and start a flash mob? Anything can happen on our server!

    But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with rare loot and enchanted items. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, expect the unexpected and always watch out for those dancing creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoveCraft Minecraft Server

    MoveCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 7963
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Magic Items Found: 6044
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Zombie Dances: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join our server and escape the constant nagging of your MIL who always has a new project for you to help with. Instead of moving heavy boxes and tables, you’ll be building epic structures and battling fierce mobs in the virtual world.

    Forget about feeling guilty for wanting to relax with your newborn – on our server, you can be as selfish as you want and no one will judge you! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun than helping your in-laws move their art studio upstairs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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