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PeePee Palace

baby, bathroom, Behavior, bodily functions, Communication, Cultural differences, diaper, Etiquette, going to the bathroom, hygiene, Language, outside, Palace, Peeing, peepee, Privilege, relieve yourself, social constructs, societal norms, specialized room, Taboos, wetting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8219	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we pee outside like true warriors! forget about boring bathrooms, we embrace the call of nature in all its glory. build your own pee shrine and show off your mad skills to the world. join us now for a pee-tastic adventure like no other!

CraftyCalmCrafts

Activity, calming, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCalmCrafts, drawing, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, Painting, photography, reading, Relaxing, Sewing, stress relief, Therapeutic, Writing, yoga

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4243
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ores Mined:	8301
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Do you find yourself feeling zen while organizing your sock drawer? Well, imagine that feeling times a million when you join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is so calming, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Need to destress after a long day? Just hop on and start building your dream castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s cheaper than therapy and way more fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually enchanted by a magical unicorn, so you never know what kind of mystical adventures await you. Join now and let the relaxation begin!

6FingerDatingAppHell

6 fingers, 6FingerDatingAppHell, AI generated pictures, Artificial Intelligence, dating apps, dating challenges, digital age, digital transformation, future of dating, genetic mutations, genetic traits, human evolution, modern dating, online dating, physical attributes, social media, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, Unique Features, virtual relationships

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Emeralds Found:	4743	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7141	Living Statues Befriended:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.

if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.

plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.

GaiaCraft

Earth map Economy RPG MCMMO Adventure Grinding Realistic Top Robust Servers Banner Banners Join Time Spend Serious Wonderful Focuses Amazing Server, Factions, MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	109
Divine Spears Created:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

A wonderful earthmap server that focuses on robust, realistic economies and MCMMO RPG. Amazing server for those who want to spend serious time grinding to the top! Join us now for an adventure!

mc.gaiacraft.net

Explorers Haven

1.21 Server, Biomes, Dungeons, Economy, Explorers Haven, hard survival, MCMMO, Structures, Survival, Vanilla, Worldgen

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

A vanilla+ MCMMO Hard Survival Economy WorldGen+ Dungeons, Structures, Biomes, etc. 1.21 Server in early stages!

explorershaven.net

BlockyBabes Minecraft Server

attracting women, attractive women, BlockyBabes, Casual Sex, DATING, finding sluts, FLIRTING, Hookups, meeting women, Minecraft, one night stands, online dating, pickup lines, relationships, seducing attractive women, seducing beautiful women, seducing hot women, seducing sluts, seducing women, seduction, seduction tips, Server, Sluts

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you want to find some hot pixelated babes to keep you company in the virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find and seduce the most attractive pixelated characters you’ve ever seen. From sexy villagers to sultry skeletons, you’ll never run out of potential partners on our server.

But be warned, competition is fierce! You’ll have to battle other players in PvP matches and show off your building skills to prove you’re worthy of these virtual hotties. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love on our outrageous Minecraft server!

SuckCraft SMP – “Well that sucked, Minecraft SMP”

adaptation differences, altered storyline, anime changes, character death, Character development, character survival, controversial, creative choices, Disappointment, divergent paths, fan disappointment, fan reactions, Manga adaptation, manga vs anime, Minecraft, narrative shift, plot twist, smp, storytelling, SuckCraft, Sucked, unexpected, unexpected outcome, unexpected plot twist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our totally wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got more plot twists than a soap opera, with characters coming back to life left and right. Forget about following the manga, we’re making up our own rules as we go along!

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where death is just a minor inconvenience. Who needs balls when you’ve got the power to rewrite the entire story with a single block placement? So come on, join us and see where the madness takes you in our unpredictable Minecraft adventure!

SequelitisCraft

bad sequel, box office, Cinema, DISAPPOINTING, film, film criticism, film industry, film sequels, Hollywood, Movie, movie fans, movie franchises, movie industry, movie reviews, movie sequels, original, ruined, Sequel, SequelitisCraft, worst sequels

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Potions Brewed:	83
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	5898

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing worse than a bad movie sequel is missing out on all the fun we have to offer! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while riding on the back of a flying pig named Sir Oinksalot.

Our server is so epic that even the worst movie sequel would pale in comparison to the adventures you’ll have here. We once had a player who accidentally built a roller coaster that launched them straight into the Nether, where they had to battle a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a carrot on a stick.

So come join us and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the only sequel worth playing!

IronFistCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, civil liberties, crackdown, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, iron fist, IronFistCraft, Maduro, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, protest, Régime, repression, rising toll, Server, State, Unrest, Venezuela, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	9690
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the craziest, wildest, most epic server in alllll of minecraft land!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes! not to mention our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds the size of ur mom’s meatloaf!

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even maduro himself called for a state ‘iron fist’ to try and shut us down! but we ain’t scared of no iron fist, we laugh in the face of danger and keep on building our epic minecraft empire!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane, hilarious, and downright crazy minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u hate fun, then u might regret it a little bit). let’s do this, gamers!

Putin’s Block Party

BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, foreign policy, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Kursk developments, military intervention, Party, peace negotiations, political news, putin, Putin’s actions, Putins, russia, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, White House, White House statement, world leaders

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build a replica of the white house on kursk!!! u can be prezident putin and tell everyone to get the hell out of ukraine and call it a day hahaha so much fun!!! build ur own crazy stories and rule the server like a boss!!! join now for a wild time and lots of laughs!!!

LunarPupHowls

Animals, astronaut, barking, canine, celestial bodies, cosmic adventure, dog, funny, howl, humor, impossibility, interstellar travel, Lunar exploration, lunar mission, LunarPupHowls, Moon, outer space, science fiction, space exploration, Space Travel, Universe

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8425
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	5135
Players Killed by Monsters:	829	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs can actually go to the moon and howl at the ground all day long! we have a special rocket ship that only takes dogs on this wild adventure because why not? imagine the chaos of a pack of dogs barking at the moon while floating in space, it’s a sight you can’t miss! plus, once they come back to earth, they’ll have special moon powers like super speed and laser eyes. so come join us for a howling good time on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!