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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 4930 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8451 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Shota Slayer”, a mysterious player who has tamed the most ferocious mobs and turned them into adorable pets. Rumor has it that the Shota Slayer once rode a baby zombie into battle, wielding a diamond sword made from the tears of griefers.
So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a love affair between a female vidya character and a little boy? Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Join us and let your imagination run wild!