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Block Party

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Emeralds Found:	5656

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Dimension Hops:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Villages Defended:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	8235
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/jurney-to-the-galaxy/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2333	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	162
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	163	Falling into the Void:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!